Nellie

Oh btw, Fuck Trump !

Just wanna say @jeffpasan.bsky.social is a goat for keeping the Freddie injuries down low #dodgers

Earthquake

Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO

Love you Bills

JAYDEN THROW THE FUCKING BAAAAALLLLLL GOD DAMMIT NO SACKS!!!!!!!!

ALSO!! The police station is 0.7 miles away!!! Could have WALKED here twice in that time!!!!!

Not me calling the police 28 minutes ago because shit was going down in the alley and they’re STILL NOT HERE and mfs already drove off like cmon why is that every time I call you YOU DONT DO YOUR JOB

I plan to!!

I just spent over an hour building a piece of furniture I purchased online just to find out I measured the place I want to put it incorrectly and it doesn’t fit.

..If you’d like to know how my day is going 🙃

Getting older is a scam now I’m intolerant to processed cheese?????

Also Jeremiah is the only person I will allow to wear a page boy hat because he’s such cute boy

Love seeing Jeremiah on Queer Eye now

Mets that’s too much money

SMU better get in over Alabama

Lastly, eat what you want, money doesn’t matter, Gilderoy Lockhart is trash, and always remember— the @dodgers won the World Series 💙

SECOND, if you have a dog and don’t pick up their poop ESPECIALLY if it’s on the freaking side walk, you deserve to step in poop and shit stained bubblegum—in your most expensive, favorite shoes— every single day of your life.
Having a dog= picking up poop.

First of all, there’s a special place in HELL for people who r driving and do their windshield wiper fluid business. LIKE ARE FUCKING DUMB BiTCH?! Just got my car washed and you’re out here in your 1997 minivan trying to clean your raggedy ass van while driving 40 mph hitting everyone behind them

I have a couple things to say..

They have to fire that Ravens kicker right?? Like, you straight up lost them the game.. the last one too?? Eeeek

Haven’t been in a while but the Santa Monica Burke Williams or Hideko Spa in 🧖🏻‍♀️🧖

Blue Sky needs to get funnier asap

Hehe officially Christmas time now
💙: Bennie

Glad Snell can reunite with his father on the Dodgers.

Canyon country looking ass Blake Snell on the Dodgers now smh 😤
I don’t have to like it.

Ahhhhhh Wicked was amazing!! Cried the whole time 10/10

😴😴

Eggs in bowl is serial killer behavior

Okay false alarm I just realized I’m finally near this cookie place I’ve been wanting to try for like a month now

Do you ever have one of those weeks where literally everything that could go wrong has, and it just keeps getting worse, and no one seems to care/help and you’re like, literally drowning and there seems to be no end in sight and and and and