what if @edzitron.com was a lemon and his name was ed citron
02.03.2026 04:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what if @edzitron.com was a lemon and his name was ed citron
02.03.2026 04:11 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0nothing more tragic than your favorite emo band only ever playing shows in south carolina
01.03.2026 00:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0bluesky user @honkykongcountry.bsky.social admits to owning a racist bookmark. he even remarked "it is my favorite and i fully endorse it", sources say. has he gone too far?
27.02.2026 21:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0im sorry, which one of us has a degree in east asian studies?
27.02.2026 21:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0as confucius once said: "yearning without thought is labor lost, thought without yearning is perilous"
27.02.2026 19:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Pretty lady, eh?
P'TIT BELLIVEAU MY GOAT
25.02.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0too bad
23.02.2026 01:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ur already oomf so u gotta play signalis ASAP
23.02.2026 01:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is character assassination. at worst if u came out as trans he'd struggle to get ur pronouns right and feel really bad every time he messed up. if ur just gay tho he wouldn't make a big deal about it
23.02.2026 01:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0it is required to be my oomf
23.02.2026 01:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[pointing at your GDR flag] nice pride flag
23.02.2026 00:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0[me experiencing anything sapphic] wow this is just like signalis
22.02.2026 22:12 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this shit aint nothing to me man
20.02.2026 20:17 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0smoking that dog weed that scooby doobie doo that shit that makes you bark woof awrruff เซฎโหถแต แต แตหถโแ
20.02.2026 20:17 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0ๆฐๅนดๅฟซไน๐ค๐ค๐งง๐งง
17.02.2026 20:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we decided dropping it below the baseline 20% was too punishing for players who main pathetic dog characters
16.02.2026 13:48 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0it's too fundamental to the gameplay loop to nerf too heavily
15.02.2026 21:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0yes, and crit chance still increases by 1.25% with every load stack
15.02.2026 20:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
sex patch notes:
โข nerfed petplay
โข thrusting too fast will no longer cause penis to clip through vaginal wall
โข average load size reduced to 3 mL
โข fixed exploit where twinks were starving themselves instead of just prepping
โข tgirls can now get pregnant
my tits are more like bronze or silver tbh (ty!! ^.^ )
10.02.2026 18:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I miss Rob Ford, RIP to a real one
06.02.2026 22:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0screenshot of the calendar app on my phone with tuesday february 10 open. at the top of the list of events for the day is "HRT anniversary"
i started hrt one winter olympics ago
10.02.2026 18:35 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0estrogen could save her
06.02.2026 15:29 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0roald is very tboy coded cant believe i never thought of that
06.02.2026 14:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i think there are a few. mcmurray is definitely a dl chaser on grindr (his wife is cool with it), stewart is chaser but only because he's a closeted trans woman, and daryl just kinda toes the line. coach would only fuck a trans woman if she looked like his dead wife
06.02.2026 14:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
how the cast of letterkenny would react to you coming out
wayne: okay.
squirrely dan: you know i think we're all a bits homosexual
daryl: me too!
katy: i know
reilly & jonesy: [slurs]
A couple days ago I learned that engineers regularly throw crossdressing parties and like, cmon thatโs gotta crack so many eggs every year. This is the woke college agenda manifest.
01.02.2026 00:14 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0explode
01.02.2026 19:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0wait fr?
01.02.2026 19:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0