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@autokynephile.bsky.social

dopamine terrorist

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what if @edzitron.com was a lemon and his name was ed citron

02.03.2026 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nothing more tragic than your favorite emo band only ever playing shows in south carolina

01.03.2026 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bluesky user @honkykongcountry.bsky.social admits to owning a racist bookmark. he even remarked "it is my favorite and i fully endorse it", sources say. has he gone too far?

27.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im sorry, which one of us has a degree in east asian studies?

27.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as confucius once said: "yearning without thought is labor lost, thought without yearning is perilous"

27.02.2026 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty lady, eh?

27.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

P'TIT BELLIVEAU MY GOAT

25.02.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

too bad

23.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ur already oomf so u gotta play signalis ASAP

23.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is character assassination. at worst if u came out as trans he'd struggle to get ur pronouns right and feel really bad every time he messed up. if ur just gay tho he wouldn't make a big deal about it

23.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it is required to be my oomf

23.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[pointing at your GDR flag] nice pride flag

23.02.2026 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[me experiencing anything sapphic] wow this is just like signalis

22.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this shit aint nothing to me man

20.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

smoking that dog weed that scooby doobie doo that shit that makes you bark woof awrruff เซฎโ‚หถแต” แต• แต”หถโ‚Žแƒ

20.02.2026 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ๆ–ฐๅนดๅฟซไน๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿงง๐Ÿงง

17.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we decided dropping it below the baseline 20% was too punishing for players who main pathetic dog characters

16.02.2026 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's too fundamental to the gameplay loop to nerf too heavily

15.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes, and crit chance still increases by 1.25% with every load stack

15.02.2026 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sex patch notes:

โ€ข nerfed petplay
โ€ข thrusting too fast will no longer cause penis to clip through vaginal wall
โ€ข average load size reduced to 3 mL
โ€ข fixed exploit where twinks were starving themselves instead of just prepping
โ€ข tgirls can now get pregnant

15.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my tits are more like bronze or silver tbh (ty!! ^.^ )

10.02.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss Rob Ford, RIP to a real one

06.02.2026 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
screenshot of the calendar app on my phone with tuesday february 10 open. at the top of the list of events for the day is "HRT anniversary"

screenshot of the calendar app on my phone with tuesday february 10 open. at the top of the list of events for the day is "HRT anniversary"

i started hrt one winter olympics ago

10.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

estrogen could save her

06.02.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

roald is very tboy coded cant believe i never thought of that

06.02.2026 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think there are a few. mcmurray is definitely a dl chaser on grindr (his wife is cool with it), stewart is chaser but only because he's a closeted trans woman, and daryl just kinda toes the line. coach would only fuck a trans woman if she looked like his dead wife

06.02.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how the cast of letterkenny would react to you coming out

wayne: okay.
squirrely dan: you know i think we're all a bits homosexual
daryl: me too!
katy: i know
reilly & jonesy: [slurs]

06.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A couple days ago I learned that engineers regularly throw crossdressing parties and like, cmon thatโ€™s gotta crack so many eggs every year. This is the woke college agenda manifest.

01.02.2026 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

explode

01.02.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait fr?

01.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0