Ankh-Morpilled

They're calling him the most French man in history

A lil Bob Stine ventriloquist doll on a Canon printer

Lil Bob Stine on my printer
Lil Bob Stine on my printer
Lil Bob Stine on my printer

I settled on Skaven so it's not like I made better decisions. May your checkers be squareish and your blinkpacks functional. And if I may: filthy xeno.

Yea, I bounced pretty hard off the Cities Spearhead for this reason. Absolutely beautiful sculpts, but after painting just 10 freeguilders I was begging for mercy.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

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Parental Permission (Part 4) - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Douglas is asking his father for permission to go out with a friend on Halloween. He has gone down to the basement where his father has spent many hours painting various models. Across his table are various tools for model painting. Douglas is weary of being down here at all be he does not want to put off asking his big question. Douglas: Dad, could I go trick-or-treating on Halloween with Gustopher and his dad? Ben: Yes. Panel 2 Douglas is surprised. He was expecting to be told no and possibly receive a lecture on how immature trick-or-treating is. He wants to understand why he's being given permission. Douglas: Really? I thought you'd call it childish. Ben: It is childish. You are a child. Go do child things. Panel 3 Ben begins to paint the model spaceship he's holding. His expression grows a little more serious. He explains his reasoning. Ben: Enjoy it while you can. Life is short. Eventually you have to stop playing with toys and man up. Panel 4 Against his better judgement, Douglas questions this statement. Douglas: But you're playing with toys right now! Ben: These are collectables. That's different. Deep down, Ben knows it's really not that different.

Parental Permission (Part 4) - Gator Days

Screenshot of pikachu reaching down to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu trying to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu lifting a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

Screenshot of pikachu falling over and trtinf to lift a dumbbell in the Pokémon anime

he try to lift

Hummingbird Salamander - @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social, 2021

📣THREAD: It’s surprising to me that so many people were surprised to learn that Signal runs partly on AWS (something we can do because we use encryption to make sure no one but you–not AWS, not Signal, not anyone–can access your comms).

It’s also concerning. 1/

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 8, Episode 2

As a fellow American, I want to thank our friends across the pond for keeping me company while the coffee brews.

Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history

That series is so good, love all the holiday shorts too. Had a chance to meet half the team and she was a joy in person.

Need to turn that one into a sticker !

Oh hey, that's me! Glad my silly little ideas resonated elsewhere.

Masters in Stats and a decade running analytics departments. Python, R, SAS. Happy to take a look.

Data security starts with you.

Miniature propaganda posters on some ruined Warhammer terrain.

Ruined building from Warhammer.

Miniature propaganda posters on some ruined Warhammer terrain.

Been painting up the Kill Team Volkus set. Also took my first stab at making some propaganda posters. I know Lucielle won't approve, but hoping @denny-flowers.bsky.social will! 🤞

Showing up to No Kings with a sign reading “monarchy is an affront to human dignity but, when incorporated into a liberal democratic system, may nevertheless be a useful safety valve for nationalist and/or authoritarian impulses” and then getting clobbered by a Buttigieg-supporting grandmother

Go fucking Birds.

Hey congrats! That's an incredible accomplishement, one day at a time.

Saw the photo immediately started hoping the recipe was in the comments, bless you.

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

Tell him you're proud of him too.

First time I heard Virtue at Rest I was at work and had to close my office door for a while. Direct attacks all around.