Have you ever funded a genocide that’s killed thousands upon thousands of children? Get the fuck out of here, sycophant.

My job is not to be Biden’s grief counselor. My job is to survive his policy decisions.

Biden's purchase of Palestinian history book slammed by both right and left ***

Biden choosing to use this holiday weekend to be seen with this book actually unlocked a new species of grief in me.

He’s not senile. He’s not confused. He’s not in a difficult position.

He’s spiteful. And he’s proof that weaponized incompetence can be lethal. Anyway, Godspeed to his stans.

The YouTube obsession with identifying (or really, inflicting the identification) of “easter eggs” on movies and TV shows has mauled what’s left of cultural criticism. Half the time, the so-called “easter eggs” are just examples of foreshadowing and narrative depth.

Ban pharmaceutical ads!

As with improv, social medial works a lot better when you have a “yes, and…” mentality. Twitter trained a lot of people into “no, but…” and that is just going to catch you a lot of blocks here. 💁🏻‍♀️

Assuming all fanfiction is written poorly really just shows you've never been caught in the chokehold of a 150k slowburn that changed the course of your life at 2:40am written by someone whose username has 4 Zs in it and they only wrote one fic and then vanished like an ethereal legend.

drake pls you’re making it worse 😩

@ronanfarrow.bsky.social joins #TheReidOut on his new documentary "Surveilled," in which he travels around the world to expose the dark, multibillion-dollar commercial spyware industry, explaining how this type of software can turn your phone into a spy in your pocket. WATCH:

White people, it’s not enough to not be racist. Y’all need to HATE racism like Kendrick Lamar hates Drake. Commit to the goddamned bit.

"fics these days aren't as good as they used to be" sounds like a skill issue??? i can't relate because i actually know how to use ao3's search engine

finally a reasonable take

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Too many of use confuse politeness with kindness and niceness with goodness and that’s why too many soulless bitches running things!!!

Memoirs I'm Reading with My Students All hits, no skips.

“Memoir isn’t just about memory; it’s about using fictive tools to enrich our relationship with reality. At least, it can enrich that relationship…

All memoirs don’t mean us well. Some works of art were sent here to kill us.”

*looks over at Hillbilly Elegy*

Assembling a cabinet from the people in your group chat is certainly a choice.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

*glares at Oprah*

last book you read: Oye by Melissa Mogollon
- your current read: Krik? Krak! By Edwidge Danticat
- last book added to your TBR: Lexicon of Affinities by Ida Vitale

“I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”

This was probably my most viral tweet. I've seen it pop up in a lot of quote aggregators, sometimes attributed to a wonderful but definitely not-me filmmaker.