Coll 🩰💻📚🎢

I should’ve been a princess 👑

TASTEEEEEE

yea there’s a bunch in my front cup holder just help yourself and I’ll join you in the void screaming in a minute

can you link me the slutty fall out boy playlist 👀👀👀

SHUT UP the world doesn’t need your uninformed opinion

I love my company for the most part but also good lord let me not be one of 2 women in the entire engineering department

“there has been an anonymous suggestion that management should be more diverse- we hear you and are aware”

“In other news, we’ve got another white man starting on monday”

I loved it!!

LITERALLY the people who just post it on resale AS SOON AS POSSIBLE for double the price should get their orders cancelled pisses me tf off

I’ve never gotten a hanklerfish or a spiral or anything either :/

Signed title page of Mate by Ali Hazelwood with “To Colleen” written in green sharpie, a doodle of a paw; and Ali Hazelwood’s signature, which looks more like it says “Oli” with a lil heart

I got a paw 😭😭😭

#AliHazelwood #booksky

oof I eye read this cannot account for bad narration

I loved this one!!!

one of my boyfriend’s gaming friends got married this spring and ig he told his extended family that his online gaming friends were coming bc people kept coming up to us and asking if we were the “gamer table” 💀💀
so like just say you’re friends because of star wars

NOOOOOOOO

oooooo let me know what you think I’ve definitely been tempted by this one!!

I try so hard to preplan and yet every time I go somewhere I WILL be packing at midnight + the night before it is inevitable

the birb and bun 🥹

THANK YOUUU

NO SAME I THOUGHT IT WAS A JJOKE

A mirror selfie of me in a ballet studio, I am standing on one pointe shoe with the other in coupe (to the ankle) wearing flared black leggings and a loose blue sweatshirt

cozy ballet today 🩵🩰

welcome to the club 🙂‍↕️

I was like “I’m not gonna ask you to do that” and he’s like yea you’re not asking AND I APPRECIATE IT

I knowwwww he’s the best

great boy 🥰

Lia I’m gonna die (positive)

IT’S GONNA BE SO GOOD

GOTTA TRY TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT

I would read like 300 pages of misery and serena being little shit’s to each other CONSTANTLY

TOP TIER BANTER

I love Ana so much and Koen is ABSOLUTELY A TOP TIER MMC

follow lia if you like these things and are cool 💕