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Just realized that Chronos' design is almost certainly inspired by Kintsugi (because he was literally torn apart by the gods)

Told my gf with how often her texts make me hard it's like my dick is networked and she referred to it as having me setup for "Wake on Lan" and god I'm normal

they hate to see the doll. but they will get over it, as long as she isn't winning. as long as she isn't happy. as long as she is broke. as long as she is sick. as long as she is dependent. as long as they can point to her and warn their son away

what they really hate most is to see the doll win

I know someone who takes a stunningly high dose of prog on the daily and if you so much as touch her she basically gets a full core workout from how much she trembles so yeah checks out

Had to tell the girl clicker training me tomorrow that I had forgot about my tickets to a big urbanism event and so I will be leaving for a bit in the evening to attend before coming back to get clicker trained more

Also I am wondering what one brings to get clicker trained. Peanut butter M&Ms?

Very homophobic that Grindr won't let me select them

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Aelle girl really should've done approximately like 400-500 less tabs of acid that year she did acid multiple times a week

Altho this was on a wide open 24mm prime and I shot it at 1/13 bc my hands are just steady like that and you can kinda abuse handheld wide angle lenses on the shot time which is nice

Or this one at 2500. No specialty denoising software, I forget if I even nudged the slider in Lightroom or not bsky.app/profile/stri...

The rebels really cannot push their ISO at all. I upgraded to an 80d specifically bc I was tired of it shitting itself every time I put it at 1600. For example I'm p sure my pfp was taken around 2500 or 3200 or smth. Handheld.

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Oh looks like you might already have the tripod if this was a self portrait? In which case yeah don't be scared to really take advantage of it with longer shot times to get other settings that are more artistically in line w ur vision!

But yeah good photo it's fun experimenting with DSLRs! I really like including them in my photos or using them to cover my face when I'm doing self portraiture

I think your easiest improvement here (and I don't take my own advice here but) would just be to use a tripod and take a longer shot at a lower ISO, and for this particular shot maybe close the aperture a bit

Nude of my waist up. I am holding a DSLR in front of my face, wearing a leather collar and leather cuffs that are clipped together. I have long hair covering my shoulder. The room im in is dark, and there is a blue light coming in from the upper left side of me and a red light coming in from the lower right, creating a dramatic two tone effect

It's so hot when a girl ties you up with leather *she made*

Woke up in this girl's home still collared again for the second day running. Only really having to take it off to shower after getting fucked or to go to the grocery store and I'm very very normal.

Holy fuck blinding contacts are really fun. It's like being blindfolded but your face is still 100% accessible and you genuinely cannot see anything

Hey wtf Grindr let me add "it/its" pronouns u bitch

Fit last night

Oh that's very very good

Latex came in today. Just waiting on lube and some noise cancelling earbuds

Cool thanks

Ok so like how do I find out which @hexlatex.bsky.social numbers are already in use? Is there a centralized list or do I just freeroll it and hope there's not a collision?

Every time I rewatch Markiplier smash or pass all 899 pokemon w/ someone I become more and more and more convinced that man is an absolute coward.

You beg a girl to dick you down like 3 or 4 times and then all of the sudden she starts treating you like this. Insane.

Just bought these!

Why the fuck am I seeing one of my state rep candidates on my horny account. Ma'am stay on my politics account where you belong.

My gf with a replica gun in her pants and this very ammosexual tgirl on her knees in front of her: "look either way you're sucking whatever I pull out of these pants"

I have an incredibly hot lewd but posting it *will* dox me lmao