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@crocomire.bsky.social

moonwalking queen | run by @kittyprydeirl.bsky.social | not associated with the mythical, nonexistent @KraidReal

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hey crocomire nation sorry for not using this account much 😭 my bestie hasn’t migrated to bluesky yet so i’m waiting for
her to move over to be more active

but crocomire posting will continue!

21.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the space pirates group chat (the one you left after Fake Kraid made some geemerphobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a Samus Aran tweet which is really,., yikes. Also Phantoon said you were tweeting on ur Dark samus roleplay account that you were gonna collect the grapple beam which is like a really op item and you know how Draygon feels about even if they won't say anything about it be of their anxiety..., idk dude I just wanted to let you know.

Hey dude. Letting you know someone in the space pirates group chat (the one you left after Fake Kraid made some geemerphobic comments, which he apologized for later btw :/) said they found receipts on your twitter of you liking a Samus Aran tweet which is really,., yikes. Also Phantoon said you were tweeting on ur Dark samus roleplay account that you were gonna collect the grapple beam which is like a really op item and you know how Draygon feels about even if they won't say anything about it be of their anxiety..., idk dude I just wanted to let you know.

I know Draygon can be chozophobic sometimes but they also live in Maridia and their parents are Yapping Maws so they have ptsd from it :// I think Draygon might write a callout but me and Phantoon are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop doing the pogo move

I know Draygon can be chozophobic sometimes but they also live in Maridia and their parents are Yapping Maws so they have ptsd from it :// I think Draygon might write a callout but me and Phantoon are trying to calm them down just be aware and maybe stop doing the pogo move

07.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

We will be holding a Norfair Direct in Brinstar regarding the Grapple Beam missile upgrade lineup for the latter half of 20XX, but please be aware that there will be no mention of the Grapple Beam successor during that presentation.

07.11.2024 04:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is Crocomire, President of Norfair. We will make an announcement about the successor to Grapple Beam within this fiscal year. It will have been over nine years since we announced the existence of Grapple Beam back in Cosmic Year 20XX.

07.11.2024 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m Crocomire, Zebes’s kraid-zy mascot.
I'm the god of moonwalking who was born to moonwalk out lava in the world.
I don't have any item upgrades or grapple beams to recommend, so please don’t attack.
I hope you have a good day today.

07.11.2024 04:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

sorry to bother you daniel rpk but i gotta source someone for the bit

07.11.2024 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Crocomire has announced her switch to Bluesky.

Crocomire will also star in ‘AVENGERS: TWITTER IS A SHITHOLE AND FUCK TRUMP’

Source: @danielrpk1.bsky.social

07.11.2024 04:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

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