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“Sir, the Burger King “Whopper Whopper” commercial is back.

I used to assume that Rhodes wore an eyepatch because he lost his eye in battle or something, but it turns out that he just accidentally shot himself in the face.

Yes, they miss on the character and then don’t even get his life right. It’s by far the biggest dud of the series.

With History channel showing Band of Brothers, my regular complaint that episode 3 Carentan is a huge miss because of the focus on the Blithe character. He’s not particularly sympathetic, and at times is downright annoying.

76 senators voted to end legal hemp. This is economic devastation to an industry for no gain whatsoever. And it’s personally devastating to people who have pivoted to weed to get away from drinking. May all 76 be forced for eternity to live in an episode of Dragnet.

This seriously fucking sucks

So he’s not spineless, just useless as the header of his caucus.

If the republicans go back on their word they will look like untrustworthy hypocrites, which is a thing they definitely care about

a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room . ALT: a man with a beard is talking to another man in a room .

Dem leadership here has indeed played itself.

If Yglesias is right and Schumer is caving to protect the filibuster there should be people with pitchforks and torches waiting to greet Schumer and Durban, and whomever else speaks out in favor of this deal, when return home for thanksgiving. Primary all of them.

Republicans control all the branches of government and voters gave Democrats an off year electoral wave five days ago…and Schumer thinks the public will blame his party? The brain rot is unreal…

MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.

My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.

I am extremely curious what White House officials thought would happen here. Did they genuinely believe a stadium filled with D.C., Maryland, and Northern Virginia residents were going to cheer him?

Holy shit they really unloaded on the fucker

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

In 2024 Clasé had an unbelievable season, a 0.659 WHIP in 74 innings. Unhittable. Then he was absolutely lit up in the playoffs -- DET knocked him around and then he gave up 7 hits and 2 HR against NYY and had a WHIP above 3. Might just be fatigue, might be good hitters. But now, we wonder.

ACC title chase just blew wide open.

Elon Musk tweet "Grok Imagine prompt: She smiles and says 'I will always love you.' " Picture of an uncanny valley girl smiling like a fae who just tricked you into selling your soul

54 years old and posting the most emo 16 y/o "I'm going to die a virgin" energy imaginable.

Touching tribute to James Franklin at the end of the first half for Penn State (they superfucked up the clock)

Ryan thinks I’m insane for saying Democrats should avoid the having an albatross like Robert Byrd in their caucus again.

Now please excuse him as he tries to remain in the good graces of the Nazi Smart Refrigerator he’s chatting with.

Are they trying to murder peoples’ eyes.

Jake Retzlaff went from Provo, Utah to New Orleans. And it’s hard to imagine a more jarring transition than that.

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

Tell me you have a small penis without telling me you have a small penis.

We should be able to have discussions about sexual violence and consent without having to give the government control what consensual sexual practices are legal.

Burning a witch is just a way to avoid harder conversations about power, education and (often women's) sexuality.

The ban on online porn showing choking is doomed to fail Reaching for a ban is not always the best way to cure a social ill

The UK report behind the new porn ban blames it for being a major cause of violence against women, yet can't cite a single academic study showing a link.

Their proof? "Anecdotal evidence submitted to this review” with a single footnote to a BBC interview with a quote from a school teacher.

Democrats have flipped 2 seats in the Mississippi senate, and in so doing they've broken the GOP's supermajority in the chamber.

Prop 50 passing is great and all that. But let’s not pretend Newsom isn’t a piece of shit for other reasons.

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago