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You would find the most random fact about me not only entirely plausible but also immediately forgettable

Honestly I'll take anything that makes the year shorter right now.

Yeah but some of us wake up at 3am and can. not. get. back. to. sleep.

can't take a joke,
can't take anything seriously

This fantasy exists on a good/evil matrix of idyllic commune to armed sovereign compound, and cabin in the woods to billionaire apocalypse bunker.

At least a whole half century ruined because a game show host couldn't handle a black man making fun of him.

We're Ani-maney!

Totally insaney!

The message for both should be "It's not going away, but it's not too late to make using it desperately uncool and pathetic."

Depiction/description is not endorsement, and the confusion is maddening.

But it's understandable.

It's been abused by the pundit & analyst classes for years to smuggle & sanewash the worst ideas into acceptance, all in the guise of explanation.

Why plan for the future when you can just strip copper wire right now?

To use every part of a buffalo is one thing, but I question using every part of every buffalo.

Oh, the grand old duke of york
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Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.

Sometimes I worry that the swing factor in popular politics is exactly as stupid as Right also meaning "correct" while Left conjures leftovers, bad relationships, and deadbeat dads.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

I first asked to get my prostate checked out when I was 30. The doc said don't bother, you can wait until 35.

At 35, a different doc said 40.

At 40, my family doctor said 50.

I am now on a waiting list only because my younger brother developed cancer himself.

Just going to leave this here

blue @bluewmist >be 14 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 14 year olds

It's literally Divorce Chicken -- maybe the kids are nostalgic for weekends at Dad's.

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

There's a comedy rule that it's better to be funny than right, and that's how I knew I could never do comedy.

Finally saw One Battle After Another. It was fine! But I don't get the awards push beyond PTA arriving at the "It's Time" stage of his career.

New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake

this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections

When it lasts until 2pm on the second day after, you'll realize now is still a golden age.

This is an immensely significant document that continues to get virtually no attention in US media—but lots abroad. In Jul 2015, Epstein arranged a meeting between a known highest-level Russian intel operative, Sergey Belyakov and Peter Thiel,

People talk a lot about the Avatar movies having no cultural impact, but did you know the Winter Olympic started?

Me and the urge to I Told You So

Reminds me of an old post that was like:

Republicans: We’re abducting people off the streets in unmarked vans.
Democrats: Put 👏 labels 👏 on 👏 the 👏 vans!

Paul F Tompkins
Andy Daly
Ego Nwodim