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It's time for overconfidence or despair or hope or fear or happiness or anxiety or shittalk or hubris!

It's Blue Jays playoff baseball, folks!!!

I've heard this described as the "Kid's Gaze." Where jobs are only ever easily recognizable uniforms, making your friends laugh is the day's only goal, rebellious loners with giant muscles and guns are awesome, and the opposite sex is gross yet there's this irresistible impulse to perform for them

News anchor: "Principal Smith, the sophomores are saying that you smell weird & your car is janky & your hair looks like you cut it yourself. How do you respond to these accusations?"

After killing all the suitors and regaining his kingdom, Penelope needs to ask what took him 10 years to get home:
"Well, I did spend 7 years with this nymph who had it bad for me"

My husband (M,30) has a stressful job in the biotech industry. I know it drives him mad, but lately it seems like he's working in the lab late -every- night. Last night he came home smashed, talking about this "underground" band he's going to manage.

I feel like I've lost him in a flash. AITA?

Everything that is horrible now makes a lot more sense if you consider climate change. The political and billionaire classes are trying to build refugee-proof ethnostates and/or straight-up stripping the copper wire from society while they can.

I can tell I'm very, very smart because I only care about the strategy of things and not the things themselves.

We need a bigger tent, that’s why we must betray and expel the following types of people:

It's all fantasy sports now

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

Cat Power, Moon Pix for smoking and crying
Magnolia Electric Co., Trials & Errors for drinking and staring into the middle distance

I DON'T WANT TO BE A REPLY GUY I JUST MISS THE AV CLUB'S COMMENT SECTION

The Astros and Tigers collapsing while the Mariners and Guardians make storybook runs--that's the magic of baseball. But the same thing happening to Toronto is just sloppy writing.

Fantasy sports has also helped spread executive cosplay and turned actual talent into mere number generators.

I genuinely think a major problem is that no one in power fears posterity anymore because they don't believe there will be a future to judge them.

ACAB includes MLB umpires

Are you sure? Seems like heaven shouldn't have social media

"no problem, gramps"
"my pleasure, old-timer"
"happy to help, toots"

dying to have this confirmed: Naked or clothed?

In retrospect maybe the most unrealistic thing about the show was that no one ever set up a still.

It'd be awesome if god realized that he didn't need to quit & start a new game when he could just boot up an old save file from, say, 2015.

Woke up this morning to find empty piles of clothes all over the place.
"OH MY GOD!!," I shouted to the heavens. "FINE, I GUESS I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME LAUNDRY."

Hardly seems fair that The Rapture is happening on a work day

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

The most generous interpretation is that as a self-described progressive, he sees defending conservative policies as intellectual honesty untainted by belief.

What he misses is that he's just a sucker carrying water for the alt right and stands for nothing.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

at this point, wouldn't be terribly shocked to see a self-proclaimed centrist dem start with this to "find common ground"

subtly downgrade a band:

The Melodramatically Hip

The Astros and Tigers collapsing while the Mariners and Guardians makes storybook runs--that's the magic of baseball. But the same thing happening to Toronto? That'd just be bad writing.