Marco the Maker

That's very, very cute.

That's not just a you issue. I still deal with the AC compressor issue among other doohickey fails. I'm looking at the Slate to replace it at the end of next year. Or ill buy another 2016 just for the parts! 🤪

Sorry, that was kind of implied, the shelter she's at yes.

If she's still there at the end of this coming weekend, I'll send it to you.

All the time, ALL THE TIME!

My favorite is unsolicited pics from machismos who suggest that "We'd" make a fortune off of "one like theirs."

How's the car running, Kenton? I fit 8 five gallon buckets of silicone in mine today.

Most people turn red in the face. Some people almost immediately start hurling suggestions for things I should be making...

Anyone that adopts and keeps this young lady gets $100 from me.

I've got four rescue dogs, one big fur ball I paid for, and a cat! Plus my house is fuc*in nuts, especially this time of year. This young lady here needs a quiet home. I wish I could save them all. Every last one of them. Anyone who adopts Melia gets $100 from me.

Yup. One must be at war to commit a war crime. This is just murder.

They're not even trying anymore.

Interesting assessment. I played Chef for over 35 years. At one point having well over 500 people as direct reports. The one thing I made clear, don't come to me with a problem, come to me with solution. Underreacting. Got any idea on what ELSE we should be doing that wont get us killed or deported?

Unfortunately in this case, Americans, nor American Military members cannot be tried by the ICC. This was a deliberate measure by the US who never ratified the Rome Statute, rather, forced over 100 countries to the American Service-Members' Protection Act. Pete's day will come, but not at the Hague.

The camera adds extra pounds and years! 😁

Mr. James set up a camera while I was doing busy work, telling a story about something and had no clue that it was recording. @bettybutch.bsky.social

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He has a toof bwush too!

Casper the Mini Schnauzer laying on his back and smiling through his goofy teef.

Good morning.

Teef.

They really, truly are completely tone deaf. My gawd. Oh, retired chef here, this blows.

We're here taking short showers, conserving water and electricity while AI Data Centers use MILLIONS of gallons of water every freaking day. Does anyone actually think that the rich take short showers? Fu*k no. The tubs in their houses hold 500+ effin gallons.

I'd like to take some kind of solace in this, BUT, Seal Team 6 murdered a bunch of people in the Caribbean. If any in our military would be the ones to refuse an illegal order, you might think it would've been them. There's plenty in the military that wouldn't bat an eye at a kill order against us.

Two, actually. Moscow Mitch could've ended this.

Florida resident here. NO one likes Randy Fine. He's a sniveling weasel. www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2...

An odd looking "shampoo bottle..."

My "Shampoo Bottle" 🤓

Bjarg Dragon

Bjarg Dragon

Multi View Cthulhu

Top Down Cthulhu.

Because I know you do a lot of stuff with wings! Here's a dragon and a Cthulhu....

Hot damn those are cool.

Why thank you, thank you. It tickles my cheeks all day long. 🤪

I mean, we'd call that a basic abstract... 😆 Perfectly fine for everyone if it had a flared base... Don't get me started posting dildo pics, because I will!

An aged white dude took this picture of mini dildos and Dum-Dums :-)

Minis and Dum Dums :)

Personally stuffing 400 of these baggies with a mini and in this one, a Dum-Dum! I just ran out of Smarties...😆

I think you think that I'm not laughing hysterically 🤣😂🤣

Apparently I'm an "aged white dude" - Wearing a Mickey Mouse flannel, sitting at a table stuffing bags with mini dildos and candy. Life goals.

Oh, and, look at my marvelous moustache!

Rutabaga and Radishes fresh from the dirt...