Reagen S.

Blowing up the Earth is going to make it hard to play the game, just sayin'.

American Song Contest - Wikipedia

They actually tried it, but it flopped.
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That bloop drops in left field 2 times out of 3.

Not even! He moved from Texas when he was 20.

And he has the mentality of a cold-blooded killer on the mound. Just thrilled he's on the Jays.

Isner and Mahut warming up in the respective bullpens.

They should try living in the Atlantic zone.

Another recent addition is the NOOTBAAR (No Outs On The Basepath After A Rundown)

They went around the long way.

None of these idiots can ever say the title of "Premier" correctly.

It's "PREEM-yur" not "pruhm-YAIR" or "preem-YAIR"

This is a very strong candidate for Dumbest Thing Ever Said.

"Nuke the whales?" "Gotta nuke something."

Peacemaker staring at a Hitler mural with an American Nazi flag

Planter, apparently

There's a scene in Romper Stomper where the Australian neo-Nazis just got their asses kicked in a fight and are starving. The one woman in their group makes them some spaghetti and Russell Crowe's character gets furious and throws it away because it's "foreign food".

My cat loves crackers, licks spilled flour off the floor when we're baking and will steal those sheets of seaweed out of your mouth. Give her a can of tuna? "What am I supposed to do with this?"

Gerard Gallant waits for cab on side of Raleigh road after sudden, post-away game firing as Florida Panthers coach Gallant had led Florida from the dregs of the Eastern Conference to the 2015-16 playoffs. And now he had no ride home

The Gerard Gallant firing will always be up there.

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Robert DeNiro did not look like a young Marlon Brando in Godfather II and ...nobody cared.

La Retour de Simba Guerre

you need to refavourite. Annoying but not critical and just something to be aware of.

I definitely cosign this, but there are a couple of things people should go "eyes open" on for using it - the desktop app sucks hard for searching very large libraries - the phone app works much better - and they have a habit of albums "disappearing" but coming back with a different version, which

This stuff is a pox on sports.

*reading a story in which a character modelled after traditional heroes does unspeakable things in order to point out that archetypes are used for propaganda* "A ha, we must be meant to root for this character"

For schools it's 'awesome, another undetectable cheating machine'.

In one of my schools there was a poster in the hallway of her with a bit of a scowl on her face. Another teacher said it unnerved him a bit and I responded that if he couldn't deal with the disapproval of a 17 year old girl, he was in the wrong job.

Yeah, that had implanted somewhere deep in my subconscious.

It feels like people are reading 'it's worse than I thought it would be' as 'I thought it would be OK', which is an entirely different statement. Like, for the most part they're yelling at people who a) opposed Trump unequivocally b) enthusiastically supported Harris. What else did they want?

Matt Stares, Matt Glares, Matt Despairs

These are less populated areas that aren't as blanketed by radar, so you're seeing the info from the stations that are in place.

I just had an Italian cooking class where the instructor told us we were all making lasagna wrong (bechamel, not cheese). On the other hand he also said "but keep making that, it's delicious".

Saddam Speech Suspiciously Mentions Nelly Song From Last Summer LANGLEY, VA—The CIA announced Monday that it suspects Saddam Hussein’s latest televised address was pre-recorded, pointing to its suspiciously dated reference to Nelly’s "Hot In Herre," a rap hit from...

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