Credits are rolling (with some sweet 80s synth). Our takeaways?
ML: It needed another 15 minutes of connective tissue, in 30-45 second bursts.
Me: Bring 80s synth back and make some ambiance you Hollyweird cowards!
31.01.2026 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David: Returns to his time
Puppet Friendo: is with him
Jeff: O_O
David: ::wink::
Me: Charming.
31.01.2026 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David: Opts for time travel trip that may vaporize him.
ML: 12 year old kid has an existential crisis. I am here to support your autonomy, Davey!
31.01.2026 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bruiser: joins Jeff on adventures
ML and Me: Yay Bruiser!
31.01.2026 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Little Big Bro: Is a bro
ML and Me: Go Jeff!!
31.01.2026 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Max: Calls attendant a piggy
ML: An alien space station lands at your gas station only to mock you for being obese.
31.01.2026 04:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: There are no mountains like that between Texas and Florida.
Me: They swung REALLY wide to the left and back.
31.01.2026 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Convertible: playing Twisted Sister with super 80s haircuts
ML: Is Denim Arcade in that car?
31.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: I'm pretty sure those are the exact same clouds as the Neverending Story finale.
31.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: The fuck are we? Nowhere in Florida has ice-covered mountains!
31.01.2026 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UFO: Does the Pee-Wee laugh
ML and Me: THERE'S Paul Reubens!
31.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Movie: Is a scifi movie in the 80s. Time for PUPPETS.
Me: Yay, my favorite time!
31.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NASA Director: Don't let them take off!
ML and Me: And the helicopter is supposed to stop this UFO HOW?
31.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David: does a pee
ML: How long does it take you to pee? You're 12 years old, you don't have a prostate problem!
31.01.2026 03:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Movie: Cows
ML and Me: Hi cows!
31.01.2026 03:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Iconic Shot: Appears
ML and Me: THAT! WE REMEMBER THAT!!
31.01.2026 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: I appreciate that nobody has opened fire
ML: Yeah. The 80s was good about that. You could have a security guy with a gun and he's just wave it around.
31.01.2026 03:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: I salute that the security guy went full protocol.
ML: After 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yeah. Total bonehead, but he hit protocol.
ML: A literal 12 year old snuck in.
31.01.2026 03:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UFO: Makes a chair. Very. Very. Well.
ML: Practical effects don't age badly, fuckers!
31.01.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
David: enters a spaceship. It's real.
Me: Somebody built this.
ML: This is a real set. With lighting and textures and real shit.
31.01.2026 03:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UFO: lets down some hover stairs
David: O_O
ML: Welp. Get your ass in there, white boy.
31.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: I would like to say. As a fan of Science. I am not okay with NASA being the bad guys.
Me: Legit. NASA is NEVER the bad guys.
31.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: Chalk RALF and the lax security up to things that seem reasonable in 1986 and INSANE in 2026.
31.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ML: How and why has RALF the delivery robot left the building?
Me: The UFO called.
ML: I know that! I meant, like, security.
Security: Literally badges the robot in without checking him.
Me: Welp. Asked and answered.
31.01.2026 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
RELOAD!
Movie: Gets weirder
ML: We've definitely hit the turning point.
Me: UNLEASH THE WEIRD SHIT!
31.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Carolyn (SJP) and David: interact as if they've known each other for ages (it has been less than 48 hours)
ML: We are missing SO MUCH connective tissue here!
31.01.2026 03:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Movie: Starts talking speed of light stuff
Me: Is that good math?
ML: They're talking about going past the speed of light, there is no math for that.
31.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
NASA: hooks up David to computers
Scientists: ask questions
Computers: show answers from David's brain.
Movie: Locks the fuck in and we're engaged.
31.01.2026 03:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jeff: playing frisbee with Bruiser. Well.
ML: Jeff taught Bruiser to play frisbee! I NEED A MOMENT. He wasn't a bad kid, he WAS having a phase.
31.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mail Robot: IS HERE
Sarah Jessica Parker: is also here and is STRONGLY 80s.
31.01.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
