Colorado Fooferahh

Clearly this is not about making DC, or any of us, safer.

I sure hope Mexico gets Colorado. 🤞

Chicken hands, for sure.

No one listens to women. We're all just trying to ruin mens' lives, don't you see?

Men like this are so fucking weird about normal girl shit. Creepy weirdos.

They were Army Air Corps back then. USAF is very evangelical. There's a reason Focus on the Family is headquarted right across the Interstate from the Academy.

Has anyone figured out what FDR passage he's talking about?

Probably Willie Nelson.

I Know Exactly What They Are Doing Rural foresight

I hear people all around me saying, “They are going to crash the economy. Surely they don’t mean to crash the economy.”

I beg to differ. This is curated failure open.substack.com/pub/jesspipe...

Thanks, brain. You ruin everything.

EXCLUSIVE: Someone Waived Ghislaine Maxwell's Sex Offender Status to Move Her to a Minimum Security Camp in Texas According to sources, you can't move someone with a Public Safety Factor (PSF) designation - which Maxwell had - without waiving it. That's what happened here.

BREAKING: EXCLUSIVE: A higher up at the Bureau of Prisons WAIVED Ghislaine Maxwell's sex offender status in order to transfer her to a minimum security camp in Texas, per source. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/exclusive-...

Earth.

Church sign that reads, "Jesus said, 'I came that you may have life.'" Meme captioned with "Who's your daddy?"

A meme I made a thousand years ago from a local church sign. No one thought I was funny.

I'm starting to think the GOP is just letting him talk so they can get him out of there.

Brilliant! 🤣

Well done.

This thread contains excerpts from the government’s June 2022 sentencing memorandum in 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙫. 𝙂𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙭𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, No. 20 Cr. 330 (S.D.N.Y.).

A 79 year old convicted felon and serial child rapist who pancakes his face with powdered Cheetos and swirls his hair into cotton candy has Pied Pipered an entire political party into protecting #GrodyOldPedophiles while burning down the Constitution.

Call your reps
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#EpsteinFiles

Ruby Red Squirt. I grew a whole baby on that and not much else.

#Epstein #GhislaineMaxwell #SarahRansome
Epstein survivor Sarah Ransome reveals Ghislaine Maxwell's role

Well, when you spend all day in your crypt...

He's 44??? I guess being evil really does age you.

I just saw a black-wrapped cybertruck with a vanity plate that read:

45and47

I really need to get those "I'm in a cult!" magnet/stickers made for such occasions.

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My new favorite song

Stephen Colbert could book David Letterman on his show. That's a thing that could happen right now.

I feel like we're less than a year away from the Constitution being declared unconstitutional at the rate they're going.