Happy New Year and lang may yer lum reek!
01.01.2026 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy New Year and lang may yer lum reek!
01.01.2026 00:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It depends who gave it to you, if it was a Greek then...
26.12.2025 13:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Via The Independent: Donald Trumpβs false claim that London βwants to go to Sharia lawβ has been described as βappalling and bigotedβ by Mayor Sadiq Khan.
The Muslim Council of Britain responded: βWe pray for Mr Trump's health and wellbeing as his hallucinations seem to be getting worse by the dayβ
I love a plaque too. Everytime I'm in London I try to collect new ones.
17.09.2025 09:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think the lyre player is doing the "give me strength" look I do too.
24.08.2025 09:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NYTimes Connections today, absolute shanners. You're just making stuff up now!
08.08.2025 12:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Back atcha ANPSπ
25.07.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bought already. Very excited.
08.05.2025 10:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Al gore is pissed off and Iβm here for it
23.04.2025 18:39 β π 38515 π 10414 π¬ 1367 π 1379Our cover this week.
24.04.2025 13:46 β π 49109 π 10474 π¬ 1279 π 783An astonishing opportunity for the competition. Now would be a good time for Rachel Reeves to ride to the rescue of UK Higher Ed.
18.04.2025 06:59 β π 184 π 12 π¬ 4 π 0Word of the day is βhuff-snuffβ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.
28.02.2025 18:05 β π 8371 π 2478 π¬ 200 π 187
On 15 March 1939 Hitler and his deputy summoned the Czech President to Hitlerβs residence in Berlin and then bullied him to submitting to a German invasion of his country.
They drove him to the point of physical collapse, threatening him until he eventually signed his countryβs death warrant.
Have you ever seen a sadder sea god?
06.02.2025 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ooooh, where do I get one?
31.01.2025 17:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lol
27.01.2025 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Younger brothers! What you gonna do?
13.12.2024 16:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You go girlfriend!
29.11.2024 19:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nice.
27.11.2024 21:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This phrase is also used in my group chat lexicon!
16.11.2024 13:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks
13.11.2024 16:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been advised to introduce myself here. So here is the greatest line in comedy from Victoria Wood's Dinnerladies
"Are you not pregnant then?"
"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window, no"