Via The Independent: Donald Trump’s false claim that London ‘wants to go to Sharia law’ has been described as ‘appalling and bigoted’ by Mayor Sadiq Khan.

The Muslim Council of Britain responded: “We pray for Mr Trump's health and wellbeing as his hallucinations seem to be getting worse by the day”

I love a plaque too. Everytime I'm in London I try to collect new ones.

I think the lyre player is doing the "give me strength" look I do too.

NYTimes Connections today, absolute shanners. You're just making stuff up now!

Back atcha ANPS💙

Bought already. Very excited.

Al gore is pissed off and I’m here for it

Our cover this week.

An astonishing opportunity for the competition. Now would be a good time for Rachel Reeves to ride to the rescue of UK Higher Ed.

Word of the day is ‘huff-snuff’ (16th century): a hectoring bully or braggart.

On 15 March 1939 Hitler and his deputy summoned the Czech President to Hitler’s residence in Berlin and then bullied him to submitting to a German invasion of his country.
They drove him to the point of physical collapse, threatening him until he eventually signed his country’s death warrant.

Have you ever seen a sadder sea god?

Ooooh, where do I get one?

Lol

Younger brothers! What you gonna do?

You go girlfriend!

Nice.

This phrase is also used in my group chat lexicon!

Thanks

I've been advised to introduce myself here. So here is the greatest line in comedy from Victoria Wood's Dinnerladies
"Are you not pregnant then?"
"Not unless sperm can get through a sash window, no"