*Sitting at desk one day. Suddenly smells rotten garlic*
Γ¨nΓͺ The fuck is that smell?! *Looks around and sees Lilly*
Lilly: Γ²3Γ³ *sitting there, tail lifted and ass hissing steadily*
Lilly!! Γ¨nΓ©
Lilly: Γ΄3Γ΄ !! *Thumbs. Shotgun shits. Flies under dresser. Ass still hissing*
13.03.2025 00:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This is Lilly....
Lilly = Γ²3Γ³
Always angry, hates everything, sleeps at Mach 5
Current mood: Angry sea slug
13.03.2025 00:14 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
This is Pook π
AKA: Pook-a-Pook, Princess Pook-Pook, Snuggle Bun, Baby Babu, Fluffle-lump...
Pook: The FUCK is my name?! Γ¨3Γ΄;;
13.03.2025 00:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Never add citrus to any bad odor! It's the bottom bitch of scents Γ¨nΓ©
*Sprays room after someone farts*
*Room now smells like fart wrapped in a neat citrus bow tie that constantly resets any hope of O'factory shutdown*
;A; *gasping for clean air but the aroma of ass AND citrus displaces oxygen*
12.03.2025 18:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Games with auto battle functions are just like saying you're making the game beat itself...
Game: *minding its own business*
Me: o3o *waves hand in face* β¨kick your own assβ¨
Game: I'LL SHOW ME WHO'S BOSS! I'LL WHUP MY OWN ASS! I'LL FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CACTUS!
Me: *sips coffee* o3o ~
12.03.2025 03:41 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Rush.exe has shat itself, would you like to restart now
*Clicks yes*
We're sorry, you do not have administrative authorization
12.03.2025 03:39 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Rush has logged in
Rush has logged out
Rush has logged in "HALP!"
Rush has logged out
Rush has logged out- in
Γ¨3Γ³ oh I fuckin hate you right now body...
Body: *screaming unconsolably*
Brain: *downs scalding coffee* e3o~
Me: =n= thank God I don't get paid for this..
11.03.2025 23:45 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
14.02.2025 01:06 β π 4107 π 316 π¬ 39 π 18
Cthulhu burgaken
07.01.2025 10:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
