@johnmichaelbond.bsky.social
Italian soda enthusiast. I take photos and write. Words at Passionfruit. “Cry Uncle” out on Burn This Records.
Metal nib calligraphy pens are my go to for this. Plus you can switch to a color easily if you have multiple kinds of ink.
05.03.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so fat I got body dismuffuletta.
01.03.2025 06:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The R word is back and I think that sucks.
25.02.2025 19:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
My first comedy special Cry Uncle is now out and streaming on YouTube. Give it a watch to find out how long I spent working as a step mom on OnlyFans. youtu.be/7F3eHdfq9Bc?...
20.12.2024 20:29 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 3Oh my god, I’m so thankful you found those
19.11.2024 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hot Frosty is a heart warming Christmas movie about finding love and how even in a Hallmark town the police are bastards you can't trust who will abuse their power at the expense of the public good.
19.11.2024 05:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Everything sucks, but last night I saw this dog in an Adidas tracksuit waiting for his dad to get chicken fingers. At least we have this guy.
14.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
15.07.2023 22:17 — 👍 123 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0Oh hell yeah
02.08.2023 08:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wish Terence McKenna was alive to write a follow up to Food of the Gods that explains how Joe Rogan ate mushrooms and turned into a conservative Republican. I realize the answer is “capitalism ruins everything even magic,” but I want a scientist to write about it.
18.07.2023 19:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My family was financially ruined by my grandfather’s open casket funeral. We had no idea people would go back for a second or third casket.
15.07.2023 22:17 — 👍 123 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0
