Chill Kessel

I have to sit through two afternoon seminars related to productivity. I have been aroud people all week and will feel more productive by having lunch in silence by myself.

Awesome 🙌

"The Old Monkey" is a great name for a pub. Greetings from Manchester

Can the pens stop getting injured or at least floating the idea, thanks

Thank you! It was a pleasant surprise 😳 it’s been a long winter with illness and injury. Channelling my inner Sid and Gary Roberts 😂

Got a body scan today. My body fat is down to about 16% and I’ve gained about 10 pounds of muscle in the last year. Not bad for a woman at 49. At least my midlife crisis has been a healthy one.

I feel like the only time this wouldn’t have been a bit weird is if Mario had done it. Simply because he was so goaty and we’d seen him do it before

One of my superiors is a Patriots fan from Boston and I’m not saying a word because I like my job 😆

Nice to see some horrible demonic memories exorcized this morning 🌞

Lost count of how many times Maye got sacked

WEEEEEE

I made a point of burying Super Bowl XLIX and I don’t want to go through that again

I hate the Patriots so much. I don’t like being this stressed out on a Sunday night.

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Don’t forget to root for the Seahawks tonight

I should stop doomscrolling and get a cat

Whatever opportunity you get to make money as a creative, I sort of feel like I need to take it and store it away. But not ideal for work and life balance sometimes 😓

Being in the creative industry you have so many reasons to always feel like you’re looking over your shoulder, especially the older you get. This week I whined and complained to myself about how much extra freelance I’ve had to do but I sort of feel like I need to have that squirrel mentality 🐿️

I did editorial illustration for the WaPo a few times and designers getting laid off always creeps me out no matter what. Fortunately most of the ones I worked with moved to other areas of publishing.

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I’m putting out an all points bulletin asking yinz to root for the Seahawks. It won’t have any outcome on the game but I just think it would be nice

That’s how I feel when we get snow in England in around March due to a cold front from the east. “HOW RUDE”

Sigh.

Today's Cat

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Y’all I screwed up my shoulder and I usually really lay off the booze these days, but I am having a bit of a tipple for a painkiller. Seeing a doc and osteo next week. You try to do the right thing as you age, and your body complains.

I’ve decided I don’t like kettle bells.

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Good morning from Blighty. I may or may not have Googled “what does a WWII German bomb look like” in case I happen to be out and about.