Literally every time we see a show:
GF: What time you want to leave?
Me: Idk, doors at 7, 1st band at 8, so like 8:30?
GF @ 7: Ready? We should go soon.
Literally every time we see a show:
GF: What time you want to leave?
Me: Idk, doors at 7, 1st band at 8, so like 8:30?
GF @ 7: Ready? We should go soon.
Oh good. Current administration is in a battle of wits with HARVARD. This is 5-D chess vs chewing on a checker piece.
17.04.2025 12:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Where's the billionaire dem who will prop up Jon Ossoff so he doesn't have to bother 100,000 people like me for $5 every 3 1/2 hours.
#ossoff #beatmtg
I wonder how many tears I've eaten via diced onions
16.04.2025 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hard to keep my mouth closed in the TSA line when all these rednecks around me keep talking about why are there so few lanes open. Steaming pile of #dogeshit.
10.04.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's funny that google includes reddit #searches, since #reddit is basically people posing questions and other people like here let me #google that for you.
09.04.2025 12:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon, in all fairness, we'd be protesting at trumps place of business if they hadn't all failed spectacularly.
04.04.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0EVERY YEAR #RocketLeague changes their quick chat on #Aprilfools and EVERY YEAR it surprises and delights me.
01.04.2025 20:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Henny the hen stretching her legs in the yard, looking at me like I have food for her.
I'm surprised at how much joy I get out of watching a hen be.
19.03.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Search "Russian tail 2024" and/or "alligator mouth data"
18.03.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ohtanum
18.03.2025 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Forgot to post. I had the pleasure of filming the Rainbow Six Siege X showcase last week. Amazing show, amazing crowd! #rb6siegeX #siegex #setlife
18.03.2025 13:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know how well the boycott worked because of all the posts talking about how hard it was for your family to go without _______ for one whole day. 🍆
17.03.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wanted to check the price on Minus the Bear tickets for this tour but Ticketmaster wants me to update my password so like never mind
14.03.2025 12:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Connections
Puzzle #637
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Thank you Wyna Liu for a mercifully easy #connections today 😮💨
Miso the cat, fast asleep on his back, stretched out by the pillows in the guest bed
Close-up of Miso the cats head and teeth and zombie eyes as he sleeps inverted.
squeeze the face! So cute
This guy was completely feral six or seven months ago- he'd let us feed him outside and then pet him for 2 seconds before bloodying our hands up to our elbows. Now he does this, purrs when we pick him up, and even enjoys an occasional (gentle, very gentle) belly rubs. #love
06.03.2025 13:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh dammit I had a funny thought but when I got here it was gone. And they're so rare these days...
03.03.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@hankgreen.bsky.social
This may be the largest story ever. Will you please look and help me get this data out if you agree. I'm also open to a counterpoint of any kind. ty!
bsky.app/profile/elec...
I scroll FB looking for friends posts until I see shit I've already seen... so like, 30-40 seconds.
03.03.2025 16:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWSW...
disclaimer: I AM NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORIST. wow. Graphs don't lie... it hurts how much this makes everything make sense. Let's see those paper ballots.
A selfie with a framed picture of Harry Hamlin as MacGuyver
Here's me in MacGuyver's bathroom when I worked on Harry Loves Lisa, in an attempt to subtly steer your attention back to love and life and art. I know it's weird, but it's weird they have family pics in the bathroom, too.
26.02.2025 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Shipment of new slaps: Eat the Reich, Fuck your Executive Order, and the Guillotine Builders Union
Thanks for sending these! You know who you are 👊
26.02.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meatloaf and me circa 2010 posing for a pic after hunting ghosts in Alabama
F*ck I'm getting sucked into the glass houses side of this Democratic version of the twitter echo chamber. Words don't do sh*t for our "dictatorial predicament." So here's me and Meatloaf at Sloss Furnace
26.02.2025 12:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep treading on us. Clearly things are going to have to get really bad for anyone to do anything other than stocking up on amazon wednesday so you can boycott on thursday and post meaningless fucking words on friday to the web about how serious you are. So keep treading on us...
26.02.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someday this post will come back to haunt me
26.02.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@pattonoswalt.bsky.social I'm rewatching Archer and just realized I wasn't the first one to shorten "I appreciate it" to "preesh." I was sure that would be my one contribution to the zeitgeist, damnit.
25.02.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My friend Amy was leaving a party in the winter in New England and the hosts said "Bye! Watch out for black ice." And she thought they said black guys.
24.02.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had some business to take care of today and honestly after 3 months of no work I'm just excited to have some business to take care of.
24.02.2025 17:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah nvrmnd it was Gepetto.
23.02.2025 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0um Tanya Donelly is actually a one and a half hit wonder thank you. I can't remember that other half hit currently but
23.02.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0