05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 87338    🔁 18509    💬 3225    📌 2417

A Charlie Kirk tweet that says "Deport!" with a picture of seven awesome dudes aura farming in front flaming waymos, brandishing a Mexican flag, in front of the big Dale's Donuts sign.

guys will be like "these people are ruining america" and it'll be a picture of the coolest guys ever

09.06.2025 14:21 — 👍 17693    🔁 2999    💬 238    📌 149

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

10.06.2025 15:17 — 👍 22433    🔁 4893    💬 596    📌 614

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

24.07.2025 20:02 — 👍 9877    🔁 1655    💬 243    📌 96

wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝

hope you’re having a good one wish i was there

Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.

18.07.2025 01:18 — 👍 5016    🔁 756    💬 27    📌 9

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander was just arrested by Trump’s ICE agents because he asked to see a judicial warrant.

This is fascism and all New Yorkers must speak in one voice. Release him now.

17.06.2025 16:54 — 👍 11428    🔁 3881    💬 146    📌 142

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

09.06.2025 00:39 — 👍 56192    🔁 17113    💬 884    📌 827

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-

EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER

GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

12.03.2025 02:30 — 👍 13068    🔁 2174    💬 103    📌 56

everyone i know is excited for the same thing. this must be what waiting for the moon landing felt like

04.03.2025 06:49 — 👍 1449    🔁 166    💬 30    📌 7

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

19.01.2025 15:28 — 👍 43968    🔁 4382    💬 752    📌 352

Classic case of the leopards eating my face 🐆

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