Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Panels from Comrade Girls Shoot the Enemy of Serafima holding a rifle and speaking directly to the camera that say "CHECK IT OUT NOW FUNK SOUL BROTHER"

extremely powerful stuff being written in our time

For International Women's Day you should uhhhh hire a trans woman 🥴

okay i outlasted seasonal depression. time to lock back in on regular depression

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that “it’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

a man with sweat running down his face Alt: Jordan Peele sweating profusely, with drops of liquid falling over and off of his face.

me reading that DNI

a cummelier, if you will

May I direct your attention to my modest proposals for solutions: bsky.app/profile/like...

my beloved Daylight Savings Time has finally returned

Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

dutch is not a real language

[through gritted teeth] sending these people to The Hague is the compromise position

an LLM has never ignored one of my messages and then hit me up with "hey" nine weeks later therefore LLMs are not conscious

They're going to write books about all the big brain moves of this gang of imbeciles and among them will be "Spending a year trying to kill renewable energy and then launching a war that sends oil prices soaring"

...who could have known that if you elect stupid evil ppl to run your country they would do stupid & evil things

Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana, the nation's largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, in its first months of operation in El Paso, Texas.

“Never again” is meaningless if it doesn’t include this. There’s no reason to mince words other than cowardice: these are concentration camps and never again is now.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

In the 1997 dystopian scifi film Gattaca, rapid DNA testing is used to determine social class and job eligibility. In 2026 UK, women wanting to participate in athletics must pay a £185 gender tax to take part in a genetic lottery where some will be ineligble due to previously unknown chromosones.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

I’m sorry my silly joke didn’t encompass the full breadth of republican presidential cruelty and incompetence. truly we would have no other way of knowing reagan was a piece of shit. also HW was pres in 92 lmao.

can’t even eat hot chip anymore. because of woke

any republican president after 1992 can’t govern, all they know is bomb middle east, crash they economy, be racist and lie

It's 1992, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.

It's 2008, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east and a recession.

It's 2026, there's a Republican president with a war in the middle east...

It's amazing what it says about income inequality that the math on this proposal actually works.

Iran: check this shit out. I literally just drew a big picture of a soldier on the ground. The American AI spent $150 million trying to kill it.

The US: Claude, give me war plans big tiddies wins in war Montgomery and Rommel visible nipples mastermind plans child-like face

you can watch the anchor's brain short circuit in real time

Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby