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Zay King

@comedianzayking.bsky.social

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Lightning struck the building next to us. The dogs keep me aware

27.05.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to watch some Daria

04.04.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a concert to go to next year.

28.03.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finally watched Captain America Brave New World. Solid 7.5

26.03.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hating quitting but sometimes you gotta do it for your health

20.03.2025 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever have someone lie to you but fucked yo the timing of there lie now they just stuck looking at you for 20 minutes πŸ˜‘

17.03.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Go watch Midsommar. You’re welcome

17.02.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let the levy break πŸŽ™οΈ

14.02.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was called deaf cuz I’m loud no I just don’t want to repeat myself. I speak loud and clear at all times.

02.02.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The truth is..

If we order smooth coochie & the chef sends out a coochie garnished in hair, then that’s what it’s gone be.

Not liked or disliked…it’s just there.

31.01.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

90’s fashioned wasn’t the best but the aesthetic was πŸ”₯

30.01.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im tryna use this app more so I’m telling y’all my random thoughts

30.01.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to relearn how to be around ppl who talk and can’t listen. I’m to use to walking away or disassociating

30.01.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A literal medical professional can agree with you but if her mom don’t agree then science be damned 😐🫠

29.01.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ever met your girl mom and realized the not listening is genetic in her family.

27.01.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I eat your cooking if you don’t look happy when you taste it?

26.01.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Christmas music this year just Mixtape Wiz Khalifa

21.12.2024 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone that still goes back over to X is also still sleeping with their ex 😌

20.12.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œWe can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

James Baldwin

20.12.2024 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 25494    πŸ” 4975    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 201

I finally downloaded Marvel Rivals. Let’s see if it’s that tuff #blacksky

18.12.2024 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#blacksky

12.12.2024 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0