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uwtartarus

@uwtartarus.bsky.social

He/Him Star Trek and TTRPG nerd Some sort of leftist IDIC

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...was making some kind of Zoolander face to pyrokinesis the enemies. 😀😬😣

01.03.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two criticals in one night of Draw Steel? My Talent was burning loads of enemies. A shame that the move was called "Smolder" and the kids in the next room were watching some Disney video where Olaf said "here comes the Smolder" and my fellow players cackled at the implication that my revenant was...

01.03.2026 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The beginning of the book β€˜The Vampire Lestat’ with a bit of writing before it in pencil saying β€œHey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel”

The beginning of the book β€˜The Vampire Lestat’ with a bit of writing before it in pencil saying β€œHey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel”

The best add on.

#Lestat #vampire #thevampireLestat

01.03.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Awakened animal champion. If you stand in the light you get a boost to move speed and his focus spell will give you defense and strike those that attack you with holy retribution.

#pathfinder2e

27.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5813    πŸ” 1083    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 29
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this is the only Evolution for Browt i want.

#pokemon

28.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2140    πŸ” 474    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 4
Illustration of the new starter pokemon that will be debuting in gen 10 in 2027

Illustration of the new starter pokemon that will be debuting in gen 10 in 2027

new pokemon starters!!! πŸŒ±πŸ’§πŸ”₯
#art #pokemon

28.02.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3399    πŸ” 1090    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
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Sketches of the new starters ✨

28.02.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The purple line makes me want to k m s

28.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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They should bring back PokΓ©mon amie and let me brush pombon specifically like this πŸ˜” #PokemonWindsWaves

27.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 418    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy

three fluffy orange pomeranians that progressively get bigger and more fluffy

this is the only thing I will accept for the pombon evolutions

27.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4342    πŸ” 1327    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 14
Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? 
Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry
Jerry: o shit waddup

That boi is Browt

Jerry: good Lord Kramer what's going on in there? Kramer: here come dat boi Jerry Jerry: o shit waddup That boi is Browt

27.02.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 684    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE,  NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLEATAN WHOSE TOTALLY FUCKED!!!! THERE LIVING IN A SHITY COUNTRY THATS ON THE DOWN SWING AND WATCHING STATE BY STATE GET THERE HUMAN RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY, EVERY KID SICK EVERY MONTH AND NO ONE CARE'S, FEDS WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET MEASLES, GRINING PERVERT MEN TELLING YOU TO EAT VEGTABLES YOU CANT AFFORD, BOTH POLITICAL PARTYS CLAPPING FOR ICE, NO SNOW IN THE WEST, MORE SNOW THAN EVER IN THE EAST, AND THERE PUTTIN LESS CORN DOGS IN THE BOX THESE DAYS I COULD SWEAR YOU GOT 8 AND NOW ITS 5??? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CORN DOG BOX IS 5 CORN DOG'S????? AND TEXT SAYS "I LIVE IN THE USA, OUR KIDS DIE AT SCHOOL, OUR WORKERS DIE AT WORK, WE ARE RULED BY 2 PARTYS WHO HATE US, WE WILL WELCOME YOU AS LIBERATORS, PLEASE BRING US FREEDOM" - HELP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

26.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 666    πŸ” 167    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

I am partial to the dog-mode, if only because diluting dragons by sticking them everywhere is disappointing.

26.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want informational emails from gutless cowards in the federal govt. Until they apologize for violating the Hatch Act during the government shutdown.

25.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time for some game theory

25.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Deadlock - Monarchs

24.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1478    πŸ” 403    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Hat embroidered with β€œhello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

25.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9038    πŸ” 1754    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 61
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Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

25.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 26702    πŸ” 4840    πŸ’¬ 731    πŸ“Œ 701

The CORRECT Bier List:!
1. A Kajillion Beers
2. A Gazillion Beers
3. A Googleplex of Beers
4. Idk a couple of Beers
5. MalΓΆrt

25.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed Shroud! Great weird setting.

24.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nancy 2/22/26… πŸͺ±WOIMSπŸͺ±

23.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6645    πŸ” 1801    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 111

adage: assume stupidity/incompetence not malice/competence

23.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But how do you prove legally that someone lied on that form? Like online handles are not exclusive, so its mostly just a tech-illiterate move. Like those Senators asking the TikTok CEO whether Tiktok is in the wifi.
They just don't know how technology works.

23.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Skynet AI doomerism? Overhyped. This shit is the real doom - people who don't care about learning willingly turn their brains off. We don't need terminators when we have self-termination.

23.02.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dementia was my assumption.

23.02.2026 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post a gif of one of your favorite comfort watches.

23.02.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

22.02.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11691    πŸ” 4385    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 48
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a man with a beard and hat is smiling Alt: Long John Silver (Tim Curry)

Watched Muppet Treasure Island again with the family tonight. Always a joy to see Tim Curry out-Muppet the Muppets.

23.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

This is very silly. Also easy to make an official one then immediately make your actual preferred one. They cannot compel you to only use one personal identifiable account 🀣

Old tech illiterate idiots running the show.

22.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0