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Raven MacFarlane

@beastiesimp.bsky.social

Imp,Wife,Mom Created by Celts "Tha fuil a' chùmhnaint nas tiugh na uisge a' bhroin Carpe Noctem

115 Followers  |  128 Following  |  103 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  2.1281

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Rude!!

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This is how everyone should treat this masked thugs!! ‘This is cowboy country and we don’t get down with that bullshit!…You got two options you can get the fuck off my property or we can get down.’ Bravo, sir‼️💥🔥💥

15.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 14318    🔁 4345    💬 640    📌 542
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'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …

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ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.

kfor.com/news/local/w...

29.04.2025 14:15 — 👍 22016    🔁 13788    💬 1292    📌 2225

Amazing that without even mentioning a name, EVERYONE knows exactly who it's referencing.

10.04.2025 22:49 — 👍 32424    🔁 4310    💬 1131    📌 170

For just a dollar a day.. less than the cost of coffee you can help Atticus not languish in such conditions and dispel these horrible lies on python feeding that have been perpetrated by Big Reptile...

Thank you

05.04.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now, Atticus is being starved!!!! Even though according to herpetologist at his age and length he can go two weeks and be ok. He wants you to know this is a LIE started by Big Reptile to torment poor ball pythons!!!

05.04.2025 19:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is Atticus. - insert In The Arms of Angels song here- Atticus gets fed on Mondays. This past Monday he miss struck his thawed rat.. twice. This offended him and his ball python ancestors. In the moment of sorrow and frustration he let go of the shared brain cell and refused his rat.

05.04.2025 19:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

👏👏👏👏

04.04.2025 00:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shall play…

Introduce yourself with:
One book 📚 — “The Wood Wife" by Terri Windling and "The Comprised works of Edgar Allan Poe "
One movie 🎥 — “Only Lovers Left Alive" and " The VVitch"
One album 💿 — “Blood" In This Moment
One TV show 📺 — “American Gods" and "Lucifer"

29.03.2025 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it bad that i can't tell the difference in satire and reality?

20.03.2025 17:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“This is our last night together,” Earth said.

Mercury lined up with Venus. Mars sank behind Jupiter, teasing its rings. Saturn notched into Uranus, Neptune on the other side. They were ready to fill any crater they could find.

Earth gripped its telescope and tugged, about to paint the sky milky.

28.02.2025 14:06 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Marjorie Trailer Greene is concerned with decorum all of a sudden. 🥴

05.03.2025 02:40 — 👍 27930    🔁 6227    💬 1259    📌 322

cop: the speed limit is 55. any idea how fast you were going?

me: no sorry

cop: 73. do you know how much that is over?

me: uhhh...

cop rips off cop mask to reveal my 2nd grade math teacher: i knew it, i knew you cheated on that quiz

04.03.2025 02:32 — 👍 680    🔁 81    💬 12    📌 1
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Elon musk is going to cause another 9/11 just by accident

05.02.2025 19:20 — 👍 80    🔁 8    💬 2    📌 0
“Hi Chris, this is Jill from Newsmax-“ continues on to ask me to appear on a Super Bowl preview segment

My response - “Hi Jill, thanks for reaching out, unfortunately I have a strict policy of not working with people who back autocrats and dictators, let alone those are at this very moment in the process of destroying the constitutional separation of power that makes companies like you own able to function independently, as opposed to be government propaganda, so I’m going to have to regretfully decline.”

“Hi Chris, this is Jill from Newsmax-“ continues on to ask me to appear on a Super Bowl preview segment My response - “Hi Jill, thanks for reaching out, unfortunately I have a strict policy of not working with people who back autocrats and dictators, let alone those are at this very moment in the process of destroying the constitutional separation of power that makes companies like you own able to function independently, as opposed to be government propaganda, so I’m going to have to regretfully decline.”

Sometimes you just have to say “fuck you” with a flourish

05.02.2025 18:09 — 👍 62662    🔁 7806    💬 1628    📌 503
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My ESS ( emotional support snake) Edgar Atticus Shelly aka Atticus. My ever mentally soothing ball python

05.02.2025 20:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Media purges have begun — you read that Reich

Holy hell

01.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 7637    🔁 2657    💬 522    📌 266

The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?

01.02.2025 17:21 — 👍 43786    🔁 9622    💬 1361    📌 495
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On the eve of Bobby Kennedy’s confirmation hearing to lead HHS, I feel compelled to say:

VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM.

VACCINES SAVE LIVES.

Let us not sacrifice American medical excellence to pay Trump’s quid pro quo.

We deserve better.
RFK Jr is unfit to lead.

PERIOD. 💉

29.01.2025 03:40 — 👍 1757    🔁 524    💬 61    📌 19

Twinning

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There are a lot of Americans who feel the same.

29.01.2025 01:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came ALT: a man with spikes on his head is standing in front of a window and says the box you opened it we came
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Rage against the machine - Killing in the name Lyrics
YouTube video by elflord2006 Rage against the machine - Killing in the name Lyrics

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Please rise for the national anthem. Especially for the next four years.

28.01.2025 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sames.. I also have crud. So, I just want to lay around and melt.

28.01.2025 02:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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