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Trailer Park Orthopod

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Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. That was definitely not me you saw at your local karaoke bar. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him

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Abbey Road but you hope there is a bus without brakes hurtling toward the photo

08.03.2026 02:50 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Sounds messy.

08.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who decided to do WBC pool play at the dumbest MLB stadium in Houston?

#TheTrainIsStupid

08.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never understood how Luther could bail his feces. Mine barely hold up to Charmin.

08.03.2026 02:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sprite "1-800-Tall-Men" Commercial - 1998
YouTube video by The Tape Keeper Sprite "1-800-Tall-Men" Commercial - 1998

#MrsTPO just says "1-800-TALL- MEN."

youtu.be/EoAg1r9EFIQ?...

08.03.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#Spectacular

08.03.2026 02:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe the real #Woke was the countries we bombed along the way.

07.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have mixed feelings. Those who can pay (like my kids but not me before them) should pay, but cost should not be a barrier to an education for anyone who is qualified.

And $25B in endowment making 12% per year is $3,000,000,000 which should cover Penn's expenses including making tuition free.

07.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Ivy League Scholarships: What Students Need to Know - Scholarships360 Ivy League Scholarships for high school students include generous need based scholarship awards for propsective students.

Sure. All private colleges are ridiculous but it's a bit like healthcare. Only a small percentage pay the full ride.

And it appears that the ivies do not provide merit based financial aid. The league is need-based only (no athletic or merit assistance).

scholarships360.org/scholarships....

07.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't think there is merit based aid in the Ivy League.

07.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The meritocracy that never existed is really dead.

07.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Depends on room turnover.

/s

07.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

$24.8B endowment.

How else will they afford to stay open with that trifle?

07.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Neener neener neeener.

These loser capitulated right away so we must be right since I said so.

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION TO THIS MATER.

07.03.2026 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black lab with big eyes who just KNOWS it's after 5:00 pm and you have definitely forgotten about him. 

FWIW it was 4:58.

Black lab with big eyes who just KNOWS it's after 5:00 pm and you have definitely forgotten about him. FWIW it was 4:58.

Unless it's about food. Or a ball.

How to negotiate with this?!?

06.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

It's not just trash from exploration or legitimate science.

It's trashy humans littering their micro satellites to squeeze a couple more billion$ out of humankind.

06.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ones I got for the Lil' Trailer Parkers bring them incredible joy, and whenever they join a new table, they are instant conversation starters and friendship enhancers.

Thank you, again.

06.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As a new birder I think the similarities between woodpeckers (e.g. Hairy and Downy) are the most interesting and the most confusing, lol.

06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How will she get the $1B to pay her leader for bestowing this honor?

06.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twins beat Yanks 15-0*

*This headline only possible during Spring Training in a WBC year.

06.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As a driver of a non-fascist electric vehicle, I hope that oil prices go to $500 a barrel AND Te$$$$la goes bankrupt.

06.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

the inhabitants driven out into the countryside, the cattle machine-
gunned, the huts set on fire with incendiary bullets: this is called pacification.

George Orwell- "Politics and the English Language" 1946

~ fin

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism, question-
begging and sheer cloudy vagueness. Defenseless villages are bombarded from
the air,

3/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Things like the continuance of British rule in India, the Russian
purges and deportations, the dropping of the atom bombs on Japan, can
indeed be defended, but only by arguments which are too brutal for most
people to face, & which do not square with the professed aims of the political
parties.
2/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A real Orwell quote which applies to you and your party, Cricket-Killer:

In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defense of the
indefensible.

1/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He won't need it to pump gas at 21.

05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Batter taps helmet.

Ball 1.

05.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

<Girl,same.gif>

05.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting with the two home states in your handle: those two fanbases only have hope this time of year.

05.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Markwayne always new he was gonna be QB1.

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0