Trailer Park Orthopod

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

Morning reshare. Thank you for putting up with me. I greatly appreciate positive energy/prayers. Love you all.

A Forbes teaser featuring two sets of feet poking out from under a comforter. The title is "Why Don't Humans Have A Mating Season? An Evolutionary Biologist Explains."

My mating seasoning is cilantro.

Thank you for sharing this memory with me.

It makes the countless hours of fathering seem like they might be worth it.

I'm so glad you have these memories of your father.

Thank you for putting Flaming Lips front of mind especially when I feel like I'm fighting giant robots today.

He Broke Texas Baseball’s Color Barrier. For Decades, His Story Went Untold. Playing for the Lamesa Lobos in 1951, J. W. Wingate made history. Why haven’t most people heard of him?

This is some incredible baseball research. Not that I’m the benchmark, but I spent a ton of time on this exact topic and came up with maybe 10% of what’s here. 🙌🏽

www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

I'm already done peopling for the day and I'm on a full flight.

#AhFuck

I wonder why people aren't talking about more about how ABS will make swing and miss that much more important in #MLB?

It has been selected for by front offices for years but won't the pressure will increase since you can't appeal a swinging strike?

Somewhere I think I still have that leather strap with a key on it that hung around my neck.

This is what all the "football" skeets read like to me:

Those blokes have no defense and their offense can't run the 2-3-2 without Gregorian chants from the fans. We will get rusticated if we don't snarfle our bargles better on set pieces.

We should get demoted to the Greatest Division for this!

How is the dolphin holding the can?

If AI can make an obese president buff, AI can definitely make a dolphin swole.

Plus he too swole to click the straps.

My head just exploded with the number of ways this resonated with me.

You don't have to outrun the zombie. You just have to outrun your partner.

B 🧟‍♂️ 🧟 M!

Americans didn't want the prior wars either.

FWIW Americans didn't want the first ones either.

Why are they discussing the WWE on SportsCenter? I don't have a problem with wrestling, but this is theater, man. It's like having a segment during the Oscars where they break down the NCAA tournament bracket.

It's about time.

What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances

*This tent is not kosher.

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

^previously dormant

I also have paid to be dumber than this.

Hugs, boo.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

I feel we should be talking more about how a judge's cottage blew up last summer.

Or petrified poop. Not sure which.

Well, I am buried under enormous pressure so there's that.

Janky is as janky does.