Somewhere I think I still have that leather strap with a key on it that hung around my neck.
01.03.2026 14:21 —
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This is what all the "football" skeets read like to me:
Those blokes have no defense and their offense can't run the 2-3-2 without Gregorian chants from the fans. We will get rusticated if we don't snarfle our bargles better on set pieces.
We should get demoted to the Greatest Division for this!
01.03.2026 14:20 —
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How is the dolphin holding the can?
01.03.2026 14:13 —
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If AI can make an obese president buff, AI can definitely make a dolphin swole.
01.03.2026 14:12 —
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Plus he too swole to click the straps.
01.03.2026 14:11 —
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My head just exploded with the number of ways this resonated with me.
01.03.2026 13:12 —
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You don't have to outrun the zombie. You just have to outrun your partner.
B 🧟♂️ 🧟 M!
01.03.2026 13:00 —
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Americans didn't want the prior wars either.
28.02.2026 21:24 —
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FWIW Americans didn't want the first ones either.
28.02.2026 21:15 —
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Why are they discussing the WWE on SportsCenter? I don't have a problem with wrestling, but this is theater, man. It's like having a segment during the Oscars where they break down the NCAA tournament bracket.
28.02.2026 13:40 —
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It's about time.
28.02.2026 21:09 —
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What’s wrong, Congress? You’ve barely even touched your checks and balances
28.02.2026 19:08 —
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*This tent is not kosher.
28.02.2026 21:00 —
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This is amazing.
www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
27.02.2026 17:49 —
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^previously dormant
27.02.2026 18:49 —
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I also have paid to be dumber than this.
27.02.2026 13:28 —
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Hugs, boo.
27.02.2026 13:18 —
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People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws
26.02.2026 23:06 —
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I feel we should be talking more about how a judge's cottage blew up last summer.
26.02.2026 22:38 —
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Or petrified poop. Not sure which.
26.02.2026 20:28 —
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Well, I am buried under enormous pressure so there's that.
26.02.2026 19:18 —
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Janky is as janky does.
26.02.2026 17:22 —
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This clinic is filled with ... nothing.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING AND IT IS MAKING ME STRESS OUT BECAUSE THERE SRE PATIENTS TO SEE.
XR is the delay today.
26.02.2026 14:13 —
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
26.02.2026 14:06 —
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Farmers are handout socialists who vote en masse for Trump.
When they do something you like, be careful lionizing them for common sense.
26.02.2026 13:36 —
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I feel for you here.
26.02.2026 12:26 —
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No leader fails to make mistakes. You are daft if you think she wasn't qualified to be president.
26.02.2026 01:12 —
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Great show, by the way.
26.02.2026 00:44 —
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I have a lot of regrets in my life but probably none more than skipping the one chance I had to see GWAR perform live before their lead singer was found dead at the border crossing because I had a long day in clinic.
26.02.2026 00:42 —
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You're still wrong.
I don't subscribe to purity politics.
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