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Trailer Park Orthopod

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Cranky #MeatCarpenter & #curmudgeon. Orthopaedic Surgeon, sucker for food, cocktails, doggos, & unheard voices. That was definitely not me you saw at your local karaoke bar. The trailer is aspirational. #ginfluencer he/him

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Black lab with big eyes who just KNOWS it's after 5:00 pm and you have definitely forgotten about him. 

FWIW it was 4:58.

Black lab with big eyes who just KNOWS it's after 5:00 pm and you have definitely forgotten about him. FWIW it was 4:58.

Unless it's about food. Or a ball.

How to negotiate with this?!?

06.03.2026 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not just trash from exploration or legitimate science.

It's trashy humans littering their micro satellites to squeeze a couple more billion$ out of humankind.

06.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The ones I got for the Lil' Trailer Parkers bring them incredible joy, and whenever they join a new table, they are instant conversation starters and friendship enhancers.

Thank you, again.

06.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As a new birder I think the similarities between woodpeckers (e.g. Hairy and Downy) are the most interesting and the most confusing, lol.

06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How will she get the $1B to pay her leader for bestowing this honor?

06.03.2026 00:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Twins beat Yanks 15-0*

*This headline only possible during Spring Training in a WBC year.

06.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a driver of a non-fascist electric vehicle, I hope that oil prices go to $500 a barrel AND Te$$$$la goes bankrupt.

06.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

the inhabitants driven out into the countryside, the cattle machine-
gunned, the huts set on fire with incendiary bullets: this is called pacification.

George Orwell- "Politics and the English Language" 1946

~ fin

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism, question-
begging and sheer cloudy vagueness. Defenseless villages are bombarded from
the air,

3/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Things like the continuance of British rule in India, the Russian
purges and deportations, the dropping of the atom bombs on Japan, can
indeed be defended, but only by arguments which are too brutal for most
people to face, & which do not square with the professed aims of the political
parties.
2/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A real Orwell quote which applies to you and your party, Cricket-Killer:

In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defense of the
indefensible.

1/4

06.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He won't need it to pump gas at 21.

05.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Batter taps helmet.

Ball 1.

05.03.2026 23:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

<Girl,same.gif>

05.03.2026 23:34 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Interesting with the two home states in your handle: those two fanbases only have hope this time of year.

05.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Markwayne always new he was gonna be QB1.

05.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's in the Epstein files and they threatened to release his parts unredacted if he didn't.

05.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's cheaper than filling it up.

05.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone has hope on March 5!

05.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kristi Noem announcing that she was transitioning was not on my bingo card.

05.03.2026 21:07 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The two countries who are likely happiest about the US attacking Iran are China and Russia.

Iran is giving them a playbook for when their conflict arises.

It appears to be a winning playbook.

04.03.2026 11:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hugs, friend.

So hard to lose a canine friend.

03.03.2026 21:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sadly.

03.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

^did have

03.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thommy, this is all performative UNTIL YOU DO SOMETHING.

03.03.2026 20:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like rooting for the Bills but way worse.

03.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Talking to the purple fans is always fun when they reminisce about their great QBs ... who didn't win the big one.

03.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sam "Super Bowl Champion" Darnold?

You mean that one?

03.03.2026 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A pileated woodpecker at the suet with a snowy background.

A pileated woodpecker at the suet with a snowy background.

They are amazing and always seem positively prehistoric!

03.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

02.03.2026 18:40 — 👍 8348    🔁 696    💬 381    📌 101