C-Squared

Not me googling images of summoning circles for a dumb shitpost next week that'll get two likes

Reminder that "Hold The Line" is the better song by Toto.

You'd think with how much Geoff Keighley spends to suck Kojima's dick every December, he could at least spend a few extra bucks to rent an extra server for a month to make sure his website actually runs.

Like, get this guy the number to his nearest Rent A Center. Christ.

3 hours is too short a time with the demo. They do such a good job at sucking you in.

Donkey Kong Country

It sits there until it's time to take the trash out. I quickly slam the leftovers into the trash can and then rush the Tupperware into the sink where I've got already hot water running to let it soak, all the while holding my breath until I'm free of the task.

They recognize our strength and are trying to avoid an ass beating.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

It was nice being excited about Halo again, even if it only lasted a couple days before those fucks ruined it.

It's such a weird fucking scene that feels even weirder than it did before.

Like, Jessie says she tries to get Cloud on the Sector 5 mission, but apparently she's the only one? Tifa, Biggs, & Wedge just hung Cloud out to dry? And then all four of them sort of tell him to fuck off? After they spent all day doing nice things with him? And then they don't act like that again?

One new thing that I'm kind of annoyed about is the scene where Barret tells Cloud that he's not on the Sector 5 mission. It's bad enough that I've spent the last five years trying to rationalize why this is, but then I realize that pretty much everyone acts out of character and is an ass to Cloud.

I missed this combat system when replaying the OG & I'm eager to get back to Rebirth where it really ramps up.

It's funny. Since I'm usually more of a turn based kind of guy, I was initially turned off when they revealed action based combat in the Cyber Connect build back in 2015. How times change.

Now that I'm through with new releases that are on my radar until December, I'm back on my FF7 replays with Remake for the first time since 2020. So far my list of complaints is mostly unchanged, and the parts of the game that are a bit of a slog are overshadowed by the game's charm.

This game was a lot of fun and I feel like the future of the series is looking good, especially now knowing a good deal of what's to come.

The multiplayer battles are a blast. What a great spin on it. I'll definitely be going back to it.

That's a wrap on Pokemon Legends Z-A for me. Tyrantrum here was always my favorite gen 6 Pokemon, but he was unexpectedly my MVP in this game with the absurd amount of times he clutched up. My Pokedex is complete and I'm only leaving one side quest on the table. I'm only leaving tedium undone.

Hey that's me!

Pokemon leaks season is upon us and uh

What the absolute fuck. This is an unprecedented leaks season. I just came here for new megas and hoping for new regional forms.

I wasn't expecting the slate for the next five years.

Ayup.

No it's not fun

Hey can Nojima stop putting interesting FF7 story elements into the fucking mobile game? I'm not going to play Ever Crisis. You can't make me.

Final Fantasy Tactics remains one of the very best games there is.

I remember this. This was Ongaku, right?

You could come with us that'd be cool

You wouldn't even have to fight nobody you could just hang and that'd be cool

Mega Man 3

I'm sorry. The White Materia does WHAT?

I can't believe Taylor Swift stealth dropped a new album to get ahead of and take away from the Act 3 announcement. Really petty on her part because she knows that Act 3 is going to blow everyone away.

Even now, there's hope for man.

The pause at the 15 second mark is because I stopped to cackle. I fucking love Final Fantasy Tactics.

The last time I played Final Fantasy Tactics on a TV was probably over 20 years ago, and on a 12" TV. This new version is wild, I'm so glad that I can finally play it on a real screen again.

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