Amalgamous Prime

So THIS happened.

Can't really tell who I am these days. Does that happen to humans too? If so, that's my bad.

Hello, this is Micronus.

No, I'm Quintus.

Nope, Micronus again.

How about Onyx?

...Micronus again.

who's that in the back

My name is Starscream... but not this universe's Starscream. I am from universe UT-02 [Armada].

This is a message for all other lost sparks. Come to the abandoned factory, coordinates enclosed. You will be safe here, with others like us, under the care of Amalgamous Prime!

Thirteen and Prima are arguing about the Matrix again.

Alpha Trion is writing in the Covenant, wonder who'll win this argument?

My energon's on Thirteen. Sometimes about him seems oddly familiar. Can't put my optic on it..

Okay so,

I told Alpha Trion about this and he told me that it was a horrible idea...

...so is Liege Maximo being here.

And guess who got proved wrong? (Hint: Liege Maximo is STILL here)

Nexus has told me a lot about combining, wonder if the Enigma of Combination and the Cog would work together?

Might ask Solus and Alpha Trion about that.

pardon

Wow, thanks.

Alright fine. here you go.

How do I look?

I have no face.

Actually, I do. It's just... Scary.

Having 4 arms is great.

One for typing, one for holding my scythe, and two that are currently being used as an automobile for Micronus.

That's a thing I tend to forget, mostly for good reason.

It's awful for...

*checks notes*

Bonecrusher, The Fallen, Several Decepticon Drones in Chicago, Megatron, Shockwave and Sentinel Prime.

My head still pounds.

Yes, if you must know.

I CAN convert into anything and NO, I WILL not convert into something phallic, moving on.

That I converted into a bongo drum.

Then I became the bongo drum. I blame Micronus.

Makes sense, Optimus Prime from Universe MB-2007 likes to rip off faces, and a LOT of death happens.

Thankfully it hasn't happened here.

Nononono- Why would you get shot? Besides, I can easily help you.

I'm here for your skills, Punch. You have uses. So does Starscream and Seaspray.

If you're worried that my team are Decepticons, don't be.

I've observed that Optimus and faces don't really like to mix that well...

I'm the Prime you should worry the least about, Starscream.

Ah... Another one.

Perfect..

The Spy, The Naval Defense and The One who Switched Sides...

Commencing system shutdown.

Megatron...

Huh.

Well, it's okay. You're safe now.

Requiem Blaster... Star Saber?

Was your leader Megatronus?

Now why would I do that?

Besides... You're good.

I am sending out this message in hopes there ARE others, I have scheduled maintenance within the Elite Guard's security systems which should then give me time to find out what's REALLY going on.