Haurchefant

gave mom a figmental coffer and she could not resist the bard squirrel bow

Yeah that happened to me the night before last, honestly...but i think i just got too excited picturing super cool scenarios that i've already forgotten about

your inner adhd wolf is convinced tonight is YOUR night to keep watch over the tribe so everyone else may sleep soundly!!!

悶々……

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紅蓮祭ありがとう… #Haurchefant #ffxivart

giving some serious art major vibes

Ohh I see

welp time to roll my eyes and move on XD

people making hints about the couch but sadly the first thing i think of is that some asshole ruined it with weird erp

is this part of patch 7.3 because if so i will investigate XD

there are actually a lot of cute spots for gposing all over s9, like the water fountain tunnel near the arcadion

there is??

do u have games on your PS420

alexandrian bonsai??

it's a furniture store

i was today years old when i discovered there's a second level to the nexus arcade with materia vendors and a sitting area

A BABY

i could probably write an essay on the annoying homogenization and simplification of 'exotic' cuisines here in good ol murika to make it palatable to the unadventurous and incurious but i shall refrain because it's not like other cultures think we're more than burgers, hot dogs, and fascism anyway

my asian flavor is thai spicy, what's yours

"The peanut butter and soy sauce lend a nice Asian flavor." - a real comment on a real site on a real recipe that is a bastardization of a thai dish

i personally enjoy adding ketchup for that nice White American flavor, really brings out the nuances when i can taste the culture

life's gone downhill since they discontinued zone perfect bars...the quest continues

'this takes 6 ingredients or less and you probably already have them on hand!'

the ingredients: coconut or almond flour, unsweetened milk substitute

me: in what universe

scooting

(male broad-tailed hummingbird)
🪶

except for the one time i was watching a wasp. know where thy tiny ancestral enemy is flying at all times

recorded some pov footage of me doing some exercises and you can see the exact moments my attention wanders to ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, oof

(old) relevant summer haurchefant drawing

someone gave my older nephew a torch

a man can imagine....

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE HAURCHE-FFICIAL SUMMER BEACH EPISODE IS HERE

it's extremely funny performing in baldur's gate as a bard and then my poor dark urge gets hit repeatedly in the face with gold afterward, he acts like someone hit him with a rock