Haurchefant

In general these guys are just political bots who are programmed to sow discord by being ceaselessly negative. Every time I look it's just 24/7 politics on their feeds. I do not think they're real at all, they're here to harass and divide.

the void hungers

feeding fuzzball who just makes constant kazoo noises

i love your line weights on this one

Yes! She's part of a program where they are super hands on with breeding so they're monitoring her and her chick(s) closely. I think there might be a second one but they haven't put it in the nest...not sure what's going on there.

kakapo! Flightless parrots :)

seeing baby is very rare but mom is very orb

CAN YOU PET THE POMBON

A pencil sketch page of the three new pokemon starters and a cartoon doodle of the artist at the bottom, with their hands clasped in a prayer motion with the text “bless”. The starters are a bird with leaves connected to its beak, a gecko with big eyes and massive head, and a fluffy Pomeranian who the artist thinks is perfection.

[Not birds]
Oh my goodness they’re so cute 🥹💕

can't believe birds are out here rockin that kinda 'do au naturale

i need all of you to know about the curl-crested aracari right now

i have become much stronger in the past year. but now the thing flummoxing me is the total lack of handholds on every single heavy thing I must carry. what is this, the grip strength olympics

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

I don't know about your lifestyle but my alternatives to caffeine are regular exercise (extremely casual parkour, not the gym - this is MUCH better for my ADHD), a somewhat balanced diet, self-care, and spite

you know, i was really pondering doing something cute or beautiful for my wol trade sticker..........but then i closed my eyes and consulted my inner ameme and this is what i heard:

NO. FELL CLEAVE.

so anyway my sticker is mildly deranged

someone in chat says it sounds like a kazoo. there is no lie here. it is a kaka-kazoo

guess what THERE IS A BABY

A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

Most recent painting. Small bird, small painting. 5" x 7" oil on gessobord. #traditionalpainting #birdpainting #birds #bluebird #contemporaryrealism #fineart #oilpainting #birdart #judylalingopaintings

A male zebra finch on a perch, tilting his head and looking at the camera.

Front view of a male zebra finch on a wooden platform perch. His head is turned to the right and he is watching the camera.

Today is an auspicious day: both Beep and Peep let me take pictures 📸

update: getting called out for not playing this week

TIL the XIV companion app has a widget for mac so i can track my tomestones

i am not sure what i will do about this information but i will have haurchefant up there next to the pokemon go egg tracker so i can gaze at him daily

A panel from dungeon meshi that changed my life

A male Eastern Bluebird looking like an angry bird in the blowing snow. I too am ready for the snow to be done and am ready for Spring!

I like to believe in reincarnation, not as tangible souls that must be stored in a warehouse until they're reborn, but as an incidental illusion like a ghost note produced by the friction of two sound waves a specific distance apart.

One day my ghost note of a soul will reappear to see yours again

What is your favorite bird?

naturally this will instantly spark a policy of refusing the tips because the oppression will continue until the billionaires have all the money but consider this: oust the republicans from all seats of power and have a functioning government, tax the rich 90% of their income

TSA 4 hours ago: we're shutting down pre-check because the workers aren't being paid
TSA 30 minutes ago: we're rescinding this because of the mass outrage

me: I think we should all tip the TSA workers doing TSA-pre 1 dollar each as we pass through so they can get paid

in this economy? charge an extra 50 for any final fantasy armor

'what do men want, what do women want'

who cares. only what i want matters and what I want is for every predator in the epstein files to be drawn, quartered, and left on stakes outside the white house as a warning to the rest of them