MAGA's $300 million heist
Donald Trump supports immunity for cops and prosecutors. Unless they try to hold him and his allies accountable. Then we all have to pay Donald Trump.
New from me: Trump and his allies have decided that they are the real victims of the criminal justice system.
And while restrictive immunity laws make it difficult for actual victims to get compensation, Trump plans to just skip the courts and start issuing taxpayer-funded "reparation" checks.
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You did that before, and it gets history erased every time. (I know, because it's on a scrap of paper.)
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They show him a chart with an up arrow, and the numbers beside it get lower and lower.
It's always the same chart, with stick-on numbers.
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The Long Con Comes To An End
The Trump Administration Takes Off The Mask (Again)
as Phillips O'Brien also points out, this plan has been in negotiation for a long time, probably since Trump took office.
open.substack.com/pub/phillips...
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"Hey! You got your Crack in my chocolate!"
"You got your chocolate in my Crack!"
Announcer: Yes, we've put the great taste of chocolate into Crack! And you all came running!
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LET'S TAKE A 'CHOMP' OUT OF CRIME
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RELEASE THE COMPLETE EPSTEIN FILES TODAY
EXPOSE THE MONSTER
NORM CHOMSKY
*/and others/
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A column or two from MAD Comics' NEWSPAPER! parody, written by Harvey Kurtzman and illustrated by Jack Davis.
Gossip.
GOOGIE DIVORCES ZAZIE FOR BOOBIE
GOOGIE WITH FOOFOO WHILE BOOBIE VACATIONS
GOOGIE IS MINE SAYS SELMA
In "earth-shaking" terms, the romances of the utterly worthless (my opinion!) Googie are described. You know how a picture is worth a thousand words? These words have been carefully crafted to be worthless! It's a neat parody of the gossip genre, but my dog wants to go for a walk, and the whole point is that it's forgettable dreck, so I'm going to leave it at that.
Here's a brief catch-up:
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesnβt like you as much as he likes this guy who didnβt bow at all
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"Folks should read every word!" he says, posting four screens of small type with no alt text.
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If you're bored, Project Gutenberg has SPOON RIVER ANTHOLOGY, as well as THE RUBAIYAT OF OMAR KHAYYAM.
No A.I.! No DRM! Just words and small symbols.
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This reminds me of when Spam noodles started showing up in low-value emails. Bits of gibberish or copypasta intended to trick an automated monitor into passing it along as actual human content.
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He knew what it was when he picked it up.
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Whoops! Can't do it. I didn't even leave it on the computer. Next time I'm on the chromebook, though, I hope to find out if it'll work over there. Suspecting I may find it's undoable there.
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DAMN, now I'm tempted to actually open Chrome. Navigating to the app and everything. What the heck!
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I got to play the sheriff who arrests Thoreau once. One of the best times I had on the stage, for multiple reasons. And the only time I can recall playing someone who was my own actual age.
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So I guess it's one rule for the pros to play with their pink balls in public, and another rule entirely for the rest of us, merely trying to live our lives in peace.
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Then let people choose to opt-in, rather than forcing them to learn how to opt out. Especially when the technology being foisted is as useless and deceptive as A.I.
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Auto-enabling new settings without informing the user and giving them an easy way to turn them off from the start is not giving them choice.
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The βmixed reviewβ is coming from Sid Rosenberg, prize ass who says things like:
ββI love Trumpβ¦he meets with people, from the Putins to Kim Jong-un, horrible people, horrible people that want to kill us, he meets with them. Thatβs how he fixes stuff. I get it.β
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I deleted and fixed a defective post today THAT ALREADY HAD A LIKE ON IT, and my medal has not yet arrived.
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And blood is knockoff ocean water.
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China loves neon just like they love fireworks. Virtuoso signwork all over the place. We saw a park from our window that had little neon installations that were animated fireworks.
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This is a cry from a desperate mother in Gaza
My daughter Alma is hungry, sick, and losing her strength.
Every night she asks for food I cannot provide
Your compassion could bring her a meal, warmth, or a chance at life
Please, if your heart still feels, help us survive
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No Scabbucks!
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Don't buy Starbucks at any location for the duration of the strike
@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
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"A poem, entitled ALGY:
"Algy saw a bear.
The bear saw Algy.
The bear was bulgy.
The bulge was Algy."
-- Red Skelton, Guzzler's Gin sketch
* f,rp
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EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY - @docnyc https://www.docnyc.net/film/everyone-is-lying-to-you-for-money/
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