Elizabeth Smith

do warhammer minis in the Toy Story universe know they’re minis or is it a buzz lightyear situation they’ve got going on there?

I have watched as so-called "compromise" positions on transgender people's rights have failed over and over--in statehouses, the Biden White House, and in liberal rhetoric. There is no middle ground acceptable to the politicians, activists, and billionaires obsessed with trans people and our lives.

AFAB trans person? hm i would say that All trans people are Fab....

Anybody else think we need to change the way we address crowds..?

"Ladies and Gentlemen"
- NOT inclusive
- Unoriginal
- Outdated

"Everypony"
- Includes ALL people of all genders
- Relates to younger generations
- causes untold psychic damage

I’m rewatching Jennifer’s Body and i finally have the perfect thing to say the next time some TME brings up Rocky Horror. Just say “I don’t like boxing movies.”

my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?

st. peter: that’s right

me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say

Be sure to check your kid’s razor blades this Halloween. I found a snickers bar hidden in a razor blade once already.

By transitive property with Scooby Doo, both CW’s Supernatural and Johnny Bravo take place within the same cinematic universe.

Do you think Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry bonded over their mutual love of blackface?

Every time you discourage a trans girl from voice training or pursuing bottom surgery, an angel loses its wings.

toby fox after he canonizes transfem ralsei strictly for the purposes of adding ralsei to the yuri polycule

I'm a political junkie and can confirm that they did not. It was trump *saying* that Democrats are obsessed with environmental and LGBTQIA+ issues. Since the media covers trump and his rallies obsessively, people thought it was true.

The actual finding here is that a huge percentage of the population believes things that are not true. Democrats objectively did not spend significant time on climate change or LGBTQ issues in the last election campaign.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

You know that whatever team lost to Air Bud realized on the ride home that they were never, ever going to live down being “that team that lost to a dog.”

Do you think if somebody told trump that the McDonald’s MD-83 is now owned by an Iranian airline, he’d try to demand it back?

Come to 1000 vin scully ave los angeles ca 90012 at 5 pm tonight if u want an ass kicking

Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
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the fact that bungie/microsoft aren't screaming about copyright infringement, tho,,,

i just need people to know it's not hypocrisy when Devout Christian Mike Johnson cuts off SNAP benefits. it's not a lack of "christian charity" to make kids starve; it's because the christian right wants to control who gets food, through churches, so they can deny queers and sluts at will

The trans woman as grotesque in transgender art Validity is a plague, visibility is a threat, and “woke” caricatures won’t lead to liberation. If you want to fight for the dignity of trans women, you have to actually portray us as women.

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Mix in the drys.

Add the chocolate chips.

But the bowl of dough in the fridge for at least one hour.

Bake at 375 for 8-10 minutes.

Sprinkle the fleur de sel/kosher salt or hymalaian sea salt on top after taking cookies out of the oven.

Misc:
• 1 packet of chocolate chips
• (optional) flour de sel, kosher salt or Himalayan sea salt

Combine dry ingredients and mix with fork in separate bowl.

Mix all the wet ingredients except the eggs and beat until smoov

Beat the eggs and egg yolk one at a time.

Drys:
• 1 & 1/2 cups of ap flour
• 1/2 cup of cake flour
• 1/4 cup of corn starch
• 1 tsp table salt
• 1 tsp baking soda

Wets:
• 3/4 cup dark brown sugar
• 3/4 cup granulated sugar
• 1 cup of clarified butter
• 1 tsp vanilla extract
• 2 whole eggs
• 1 egg yolk

A plate of chocolate chip cookies

I made choccy chippies

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

Not everyone is into Omoroshi as a kink and that’s okay, because beauty is in the eye of the pee holder.

"master chief comes to playstation" would've brought about *generational* posting in the early-mid 2010s. now it's just saddened, somewhat amused acceptance. the world has changed.

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a hallmark movie love interest his whereabouts on or around January 6th, 2021.