fran

fucked up off the strawberry frosted toaster tarts in the club rn #club #brat #bumpinthat

fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad

my doctor said i’m nearing dangerous levels but honestly idgaf jesus take the wheel

taking magnesium supplements just to feel anything anymore .

in the horniest and most fuckable point in my life and my girlfriend is busy taking things off the wall and putting up shelves. screw ME not the cabinetry damn #lesbian #misogyny #bruhhhhh #sexlittlem&m #lolimlikethegreenone #slayasfuck #basically #yeah

in the horizontal antiauthoritarian anarchist commune, i’ll submit myself to the work of being really coy and flirting with everyone and if someone tries to lay with me i’ll get scared or take 3 hours to warm up which is 75% of the allowed work day so then we have to stop
you’re welcome

#misogyny #gay #yayyyy

as a woman in a male dominated field, i find it both quite difficult yet very rewarding to sexualize the type of people
i completely hate and think of as lower than myself

give her little avatar big ass shoulders too but always has her eyeliner on point

when will there be a trans vocaloid that doesn’t voice train

susan crawford elected … super video two still has poppers.. god is GOOD ‼️

my partner isn’t very into my kink and it really hurts .

it’s really terrible what porn has done to our generation. nowadays i can’t even get off without stepping on a rake that hits me in the face before a piano falls atop me and i go “YEOOWWWCH” and three small birds (NOT stars, ew) circle around my head

taking advantage of transphobic legislation by getting bottom surgery but being forced to have an M on my passport so i can easily smuggle in a bomb tucked between my legs. or toothpaste

michael gira walked and did pcp so chappel roan could run tbh

straight cis guys will claim queerness by going “all i know is… im SOMETHING 🤣” and date a trans woman

“something” being the most non binary name of all time

could’ve named myself like gravel or sodom or something

sometimes i consider detransitioning just to pick another name

vacuum seal that boy

take your boyfriend and put his ass in a sous vide

my insurance won’t preauthorize my GENDER AFFIRMING CARE to get a gamecube handle surgically installed after completely removing my genitals . what the fuck

everybody fucking knows potatoes

if you ever get depressed you just need to drink a beer and then sleep for 12 hours and you’ll be fine

2008 is the same as 1992

image of the shooter of the CEO of United Healthcare yassified calling him a baby girl and princess; there’s also a cute little goat and many pink hearts

fuuuuuuck i need to glomp so bad

accidentally smoked weed that made me cry like why would i do that ugh now im balling my eyes out while my girlfriend has "tablet time" where she catfishes on omegle as a wealthy accountant in burlington vermont (it's a kink thing)

i’m saddened to make this post but unfortunately i’m running into financial troubles. any donation amount will help toward my lifelong goal, which under the new administration seems impossible, of getting one hundred million dollars and a bad bitch. i might have to resort to sw for status :/