Zalgardis

Orc Cleric: Wait, the Kyton was depressed and wanted to die? I'm now conflicted.
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GM: I need a Will save as the opponent you grabbed suddenly appears as you grandfather.
Orc Cleric: *Nat 20* Nice try.
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Kobold Bard: So I succeeded using Fascinating Performance.
GM: And you're about to start running.
KB: And SHE has to follow!
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Walk into a room with cages
Kobold Bard: This is the perfect opportunity to use Facinating Performance.
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When the Orc Battle Cleric tends the boo boo on the Kobold Rogue, then bitch slaps the wisp that caused the boo boo.
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Orc Gunslinger: You can't intimidate a wisp, its a ball of light.
Kobold Rogue: Your mother was a dimmer switch!
Orc Cleric: That's not intimidate, that's incite.
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Can hands hear?
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Neceomantic Handjobs was not something I expected to hear today.
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Kobold Rogue: We're going up!
Kobold Bard: I'm not as experienced with that.
Kobold Barbarian glares.
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GM: You open the door and see the marvelous Azlanti Architecture.
Party: Another 10ft hallway!
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GM: You see blue lights that are obviously wisps.
Orc Cleric *rolls wisp lore, Nat 1* That's weird. But wisps are weird. They could just be circling bones.
GM: ...you're not WRONG.
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GM: OK, you have shibari'd the werewolf.
Kobold Barbarian: We knotted the wolf!
GM: In Golarion, you know wolf??
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Kobold Bard: Are you feeling aggressive or defensive?
Kobold Rogue: Imma throw a firebomb!
KB: Courageous Anthem it is.
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GM: I need reflex saves from each of you.
Kobold Rogue: I'm still on the ground.
Orc Cleric: Breakdancing Kobold!
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GM: Can I get a lore check.
Orc Cleric: Well and woe. This one's a Nat 20.
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GM: Roll me a Wisdom check.
Kobold Bard: Roll a 1
Orc Cleric: ...where's the sad trombone?
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Comic panel showing a Rogue Trader captain, Abelard and Vox Master on the bridge of a ship. The Vox Master says: "Lord Captain, I am afraid Ladia cassia reports there to be a major delay in preparing the ship for translation." The Lord Captain asks: "Oh? What's the problem?"

Comic panel of Lady Cassia from Rogue Trader sobbing over a stool crying. A text box reads "According to Lady Cassia, the issue is something called "Art Block"..." to which the Lord Captain cries "WHAT?". Meanwhile, Cassia is sobbing "I'M NEVER GOING TO MAKE A GOOD PAINTING AGAIN!"

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SOURCE: www.tumblr.com/artofthegobl...

Ouch. Heres hoping that's all the excitement for a bit and that the recovery is swift.

GM: And the web lurker pins you to the wall and then runs away.
Orc Cleric: That. Was. Rude. That was pretty, fucking, rude.
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Kobold Rogue: So, I know I got you killed... but I also brought you back.
Kobold Bard: *eye brow raised* ...
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GM: Where's everyone else?
Kobold Rogue: Please be behind me.
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GM: It's your go, and you're know longer confused.
Kobold Barbarian: SMASH. *NAT 20* 40.
GM: OK, second action.
KB: MORE SMASH. 2ND NAT 20..
48!
GM: And now it's dead.
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Kobold Rogue: I need the sad trombone noise maker, because I know I'm rolling a Nat 1 tonight.
GM: Everyone roll me a perception check.
KR: *wump wump wump wuuuuump*
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I saw Jax for the first time and I KNEW | #theamazingdigitalcircus #tbshorts

I want you to know that this has now been added to my family's Cards Against Humanity deck.

Bangers and mash

Meridian Hall, with FF Distant Worlds signage.

View from row at Distant Worlds

Dinner and Distant Worlds

Android Mystic: I knew we shouldn't have trusted that Azlanti tour guide. Booking us on Spirit Astral.
Kasatha Operative: Tickets were cheap, but the locals are ASSHOLES!
#starfinder2e

Skittermander Envoy: 3rd action is a second shot *Nat 20* DON'T HURT MY FRIEND.
GM: You BARELY kill it.
Kasatha Operative: Thank you.
Android Mystic: This is why we keep the skittermander!
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Skittermander Envoy: Get 'em!
Kasatha Operative: *Nat 20, Weakening Shot, max damage* ..got 'em.
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GM: If I can get perception checks.
Skittermander: There's duNE and another duNE and another duNE. *rolled a nat 1*
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