april

more people should be saying this!!

started house of leaves and it's actually incredible, the voice and imagery and everything is so good that it literally makes me heart race like a horror film or something

more like raised by the internet

It's normal to have infinite love in your heart for oomfs. Right?🙏🥺

implying that you're hunting the burnt bagel haters down

i do kind of think that the awareness and commonality of hrt is sort of like a turning point people havent fully grappled with. a technological shift on par with the advent of people getting personal computers & hooking up to the internet in the 90s. theyre trying to suppress it hard bc of that

If you're above the age of 40 you probably remember the literally first piece of "weird" media you found that made you feel a little less alone in the world. The good shit was rare before the internet. Kids in the Hall on channel 25 at 11 p.m. changed my life.

“Never buy video games at launch” is both sound advice and the one thing that would kill everything dead if people actually listened to it

I keep thinking about the symmetry of Hades 2 and Hollow Knight: Silksong both being second games where the original had an emo sadboy protagonist and then the sequel being about a girl who is just incredibly task-focused and direct and probably shops at Athleta

wtf didnt someone just say summer was

mood

asking gf if she can roll me another joint because I dont know how and I just know it'd come out wet as hell

hell yeah

it took me a non-zero amount of time to work out what the heck was being censored here

reverse hallmark movie where an easygoing country guy moves to the big city and meets a city girl who teaches him the joy of being stressed out all the time and neglecting things in favor of work

Pokemon Legends ZA is a dress up game disguised as a real time RPG

okay. but wouldn't that make them worthy. of being feasted on

turns out she just didnt think and didnt read the ingredients,,,,, aaaaaaaaa

that's so sweet thank uu!! they said i should book a follow up so i'll talk to the doctors about the genetic testing

So I have no idea for sure but definitely eating gluten right now is Not Good for me

not fully diagnosed but I fucked up the test by eating gluten free to try and see if it helped my symptoms and it helped a lot and they didn't tell me I had to eat lots of gluten before the test,,,,,, But also I don't want to eat lots of gluten because then i'll feel like shit??

just managing to get my digestive system in check and my mother gave me chips which are coated in wheat

why am i never taken seriously aghhh!!!!! now i have to wait days of discomfort (i mean hopefully not but im not expecting anything different)

You can't park there, Steve!

I thought this was about elijah wood at first but I think that would also be kinda biblical

You spelled reins wrong

In video games, you will often find a fully roasted chicken abandoned on the ground, and eating it extremely quickly makes you feel better. What's less known is that this is also true in real life

comic panel featuring Batman and a cow standing dramatically in the rain. Batman says "this is where I watched my parents die, cow tools cow." The cow responds, her word bubble containing only the lump-with-handle cow tool.

cowabummer