april

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

An screenshot of the inside of a house in Animal Crossing New Horizons, with a monkey character in the bottom right hammering at workbench. In the middle of the room is brown wooden table, and at the back of the room, under the window, is a blue and orange sleeping bag lying on the floor. The room has no other furniture.

You may not like it, but this is what the ideal male living space looks like.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey

tfw you're 3 hours into a 2 hour move and there's still 45 minutes left

Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day

"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.

There's silence for a second.

"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."

I just realized that the Disney-Star Wars series ANDOR is an instructional video.

Are we counting visual novels?

Either way I think some of the romances in Rogue Trader are really good

woaw 2026... year of the kobold....

Rian Johnson and Jay Hulme, crossover of the century

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

ace attorney wearing a santa hat, saying 'christmas means its christmas!'

merry christmas gang

I have said it before and I will say it again, Debate Kids are the ones actually ruining the country.

wow, what kind of watercolours did you use? This is absolutely gorgeous

i know this is stupid but i read was stressing as wes streeting and honestly they're basically synonymous

chocolate star on door 15

10/10 i love this star

chocolate ginger bread man on door 14

AAAAAAA HES BACK

chocolate christmas tree on advent calendar door 13

9/10 for lack of variety but still super tasty

christmas pudding shaped chocolate on advent calendar door 12

5/10 because christmas puddings suck ass

christmas tree chocolate on advent calendar door 11

10/10 for christmas tree because i just love it!!!

chocolate snowman head on door 10 of advent calendar

8/10 for snowman tbh

its tasty chocolate even tho the design kinda sucks lol

i don't remember this

I've spent a long time wondering if I'd ever speak on my channel, and I'm sure many of you have as well. It looks like it's finally time though.

youtu.be/LYM1dmXp9Zs

put some trannies in a room and they start arm wrestling eachother

why is this??? someone get on it

definitely adaptation!!!

This is the plot of wicked

advent calender day 9 and chocolate gingerbread man

5/10 this fuckass bitch is back

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...

“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said

chocolate star in door 8 of advent calendar

8/10 for doing the same 2 days in a row AGAIN

but also v tasty

christmas pudding shaped chocolate on advent calender day 6

star shaped chocolate on advent calendar day 7

6 and 7 can both have 10/10 tbh bc they're great and new designs and tasty! I could penalise 6 for being a christmas pudding bc those are gross but i will choose not to be vindictive today