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i'm not going to be sanctimonious about rewarding billionaires instead of millionaires when one side is actively degrading the entertainment product and the other side is negotiating permission for themselves to ignore the lower end of their own union and every other union involved in baseball

03.03.2026 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the other thing is, MLBPA is one of the most non-participatory and anti-labor unions on the planet. i don't care whose pockets get lined between them and owners, let's stop pretending this is a Labor Fight™ that has ramifications outside of baseball when real ones never do inside it

03.03.2026 05:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

unfortunately i'm guessing the guy who wanted to be a fighter pilot was not saying it from a baseball perspective. hard to imagine a more annoying combination of personality stereotypes than "fighter pilot" and "starting pitcher" now that i think about it

03.03.2026 05:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
03.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 184    🔁 21    💬 4    📌 0

hamburger helper went through a specific marketing campaign targeting single men that was basically like "it's just ground beef and a staple grain you dipshit, even you can't mess it up" and now forbes is pretending that gen z men invented it

02.03.2026 23:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"gen z men are calling a thing people have been eating for a thousand years something stupid now"

02.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The final two years of this admin and all four years of the next need to be dedicated to the restoration/reformation of democratic institutions and the prosecution of Trump admin officials for their copious crimes. I will vote for no Democratic candidate who talks about the need to "turn the page."

02.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 219    🔁 43    💬 5    📌 2
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Rangers unveil 'One Riot, One Ranger' statue addition at Globe Life Field The Texas Rangers on Monday announced a permanent statue addition to the left field concourse at Globe Life Field. The “One Riot, One Ranger” statue, which has a lengthy history in Dallas-Fort Worth, ...

Cool new statue, Texas Rangers!

Don't worry, no one will go to the Wikipedia page for it to see why it's not at the airport anymore. www.mlb.com/news/rangers...

02.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 69    🔁 26    💬 13    📌 19

John McCain singing “Bomb Iran” to the melody of The Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” was less cringey than Hegseth.

02.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

thinking about how some people tried to sell the price of the tanner scott trade with hoeing's years of control

Tanner Scott - 26.1 IP as a padre
Bryan Hoeing - 31.2

02.03.2026 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it looks like they all stood around in the locker room wearing last year's white jerseys while someone whipped spaghetti around their head in the center of the room

02.03.2026 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's a bad idea in the first place, but then it was also executed badly, it's wild

02.03.2026 06:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

turns out "it looks better with the full kit" was one of the most bald faced lies i've ever seen on here lol

02.03.2026 05:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

also, why is manny machado not doing this

02.03.2026 04:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I think about this at least twice a week. I am so mad that the world is so crazy that it wasn’t national headline news that a baseball superstar got (maybe regularly gets?) dialysis for fun.

02.03.2026 03:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They’re signing guys with sex assault scandals who can’t get a job unless someone else gets suspended for PEDs it’s joever

01.03.2026 23:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
battle of mid

battle of mid

Beej, Ty France, Jose Miranda, Nick Solak, Pablo Reyes, and now apparently Alex Verdugo trying to get the last spot on the bench

01.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

alex verdugo looks like someone glued seth green's pubes onto a baby's face and i hope they never win another game as long as he's on the organization's roster

01.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the distraction thing makes this so insane because like if that's true it makes them complicit in two heinous activities! they deserve to pay even more prices!

01.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's the day after an illegal operation that resulted in the bombing of a school and elected democrats are doing september 12th style troop ass kissing, one degree of separation away from "just following orders." we are COOKED

01.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
norman rockwell's freedom of speech

norman rockwell's freedom of speech

i do not support the troops because the troops just bombed a school

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 14    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 1

gotta wonder what's going on in someone's head to think this is still good messaging. abject stupidity? fascism? both?

01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and available for comment because they guy who got the job is at a wedding

01.03.2026 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is the president being catfished by the IRGC right now

01.03.2026 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is canepa submitting AI slop pieces and is the UT printing them

01.03.2026 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.03.2026 04:57 — 👍 15    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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"WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE" ✨

Minnesota United supporters unveiled an "Andor"-themed tifo ahead of a 1-0 win over FC Cincinnati in the Twin Cities club's home opener. Rebellions are built on hope 🩵

📷: Reddit/u/Legitimate_Treat9249

01.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 867    🔁 203    💬 5    📌 22

we're about to find out they asked an LLM to explain iran negotiations to them

01.03.2026 01:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

whoever hit send on that tweet should be [redacted] if we make it out of this

01.03.2026 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0