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When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

f-15's undefeated run comes to end and and so does american empire

No way man sweats are fine, it’s the plaid ones that trigger me

Starting when you turn 40 you get a random old person pet peeve, like a feat when you level up in an RPG. My first one is “gets mad when seeing adults wearing pajama pants in public”

Athletes regularly SAY they’ll do whatever it takes to win. Jurickson Profar is one of the few that actually DOES. Shoutout to him on this day 🙏

The steroid era was the best baseball has been in my lifetime, bring it back. RETVRN

I can’t believe we went from MLB labor dorks to steroid whiners in like 8 hours. The best thing that could be added to the next CBA would be the end of prohibition and teams get a second salary cap specifically for staff they hire to manage juicing programs and develop new kinds of juice.

It’s insane and upsetting to me that we never outlawed scalping effectively and now that gambling and scams are career paths we never will.

Audible em dash lmao

He stood up to the dodgers and they’re punishing him for it.

RUH ROH

Sketchy places such as the Tatis ranch

No longer accepting "But Profar!" as a criticism from Padres fans when I talk about how these lottery ticket signings almost never work out.

JURICKSON 😂😂😂😭😭😭

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

are you petty enough to put one in his ribs in an alumni game

now we're talking

anything good in there

it's so fucking baby brained to suggest it's ok to lose a year of baseball so that the dumbest athletes on the planet can get a couple more dollars when they actively hate the idea of unions achieving that for anyone else

i might take MLBPA's "Labor Fight" more seriously if they'd shown any of the following:

1. solidarity with concession worker unions
2. solidarity with the wnbpa
3. any concern whatsoever about their union leader being under federal investigation and only getting forced out cause he cucked somebody

MLBPA is spiritually a cop union

some of the most deeply cucked individuals this site has to offer the last few days

like i'm sure someone could make a salient argument about a salary cap and floor being a bad idea but if all you've got to say is "buhhhh billionaires buhhhhhh" about ***the major league baseball players association***, you're engaging in vapid dipshittery

i'm not going to be sanctimonious about rewarding billionaires instead of millionaires when one side is actively degrading the entertainment product and the other side is negotiating permission for themselves to ignore the lower end of their own union and every other union involved in baseball

the other thing is, MLBPA is one of the most non-participatory and anti-labor unions on the planet. i don't care whose pockets get lined between them and owners, let's stop pretending this is a Labor Fight™ that has ramifications outside of baseball when real ones never do inside it

unfortunately i'm guessing the guy who wanted to be a fighter pilot was not saying it from a baseball perspective. hard to imagine a more annoying combination of personality stereotypes than "fighter pilot" and "starting pitcher" now that i think about it

hamburger helper went through a specific marketing campaign targeting single men that was basically like "it's just ground beef and a staple grain you dipshit, even you can't mess it up" and now forbes is pretending that gen z men invented it

"gen z men are calling a thing people have been eating for a thousand years something stupid now"

The final two years of this admin and all four years of the next need to be dedicated to the restoration/reformation of democratic institutions and the prosecution of Trump admin officials for their copious crimes. I will vote for no Democratic candidate who talks about the need to "turn the page."