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Aynsley Taylor

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The cloud explodes as data reaches critical mass. All we hear is the pitter-patter of tiny Twitter twats.

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Know Your Enemy

I hope RATM play this at Trump’s funeral

28.02.2026 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodwin by name, Badlose by nature

27.02.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The current argument of the British right is that Muslims turned out in "blocs" with "family voting" to cast their ballots for a party led by a gay Jewish man, and this shows that multiculturalism has failed, voting is "sectarian" and we are in a crisis.

Hmmmmmm.

27.02.2026 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2051    πŸ” 513    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 34

is that the distant, ghostly voice of Ramsay MacDonald I can hear yelping with delight?

27.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. But they are definitely choosing the first. In many respects, they're trying to unwind social changes that have been underway for 60 years. That can't be done quickly - and culture doesn't move entirely top down like that anyway.

27.02.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts and prayers for Matt Badlose today

27.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t imagine Trump and pals losing much sleep over it either

27.02.2026 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three momentous things happened to me within a few weeks that early summer: The coalition government, my first iPhone, then the birth of my first child. Debateable which was more life-changing. My daughter is about to sit her GCSEs, although I think her smartphone may drag the results down a bit

26.02.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing the radical right in this country cosplay Christianity, just because that's the playbook that worked in the US, tells us that they really don't understand Britain at all

26.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I always thought that lot were against that sort of thing. Mind you, could be interesting getting a job with the Regulator.

24.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mad to think he left the party not that long ago because it was full of racists. The money must be really good.

23.02.2026 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this deranged because it’s 2:30am on Sunday, or because Trump is like this all the time?

22.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bottom feeders

22.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I suppose it is a kind of genius? I can’t take it seriously though. Is this how we lose? It has strong β€œDeath of Consensus” vibes.

22.02.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mate this is head spinning stuff. Absolutely β€œhatstand”, as they used to say in Viz magazine. Now that was proper Britain. La Grande-Bretagne profonde.

22.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll take it

22.02.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe establishment”

He’s fucking pathetic

22.02.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans were intimately involved. It’s like a 21st Century Lord Haw-Haw based here and paid for by Septics

22.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a word, stupendous is quite similarly to stupid.

It’s a mad video. I find it quite unpleasant, but that’s because I’m holding on to the future.

22.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says

INDEPENDENT Playgrounds would become 'crack dens' if Greens were in power, policing minister says

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

21.02.2026 11:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4940    πŸ” 839    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 77

The thing about politicians is: if you vote them into government it only encourages them

22.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a lot of it is because they are increasingly resentful that so many white collar punters are just over it

19.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOOM really needs to be on the English A Level curriculum:

Catch a throatful
From the fire vocal
With ash and molten glass like EyjafjallajΓΆkull
The volcano out of Iceland
He'll conquer and destroy the rap world Like the white man

17.02.2026 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the nail, as usual. But on an even more important topic than usual.

17.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Perhaps we should all be banned from social media Focusing only on under-16s obscures the lack of internet safeguards for everyone else

My column in today's paper: on banning the under-16s from social media, the trade-offs and assumptions that the ban makes:

17.02.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 11

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

11.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 11985    πŸ” 4160    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 191

There was a pretty concerted anti-vax campaign around the poorer parts of the borough a few years ago… homemade A4 printouts dense with superficially convincing bullshit glued fast onto bus shelters all over the place. Some of them are still there as they’re so hard to remove.

14.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can imagine there are a lot of people behaving in the way you describe though ☺️

13.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you must be seeing a different part of this site to me

13.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kim close to naming daughter as future North Korean leader, South believes South Korea’s spy agency monitoring whether girl, believed to be 13, will appear at political conference this month

Even North Korea has gone woke

12.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0