Gizmo the Yipster

girl I like: *stops hanging out with me altogether, ignores any invites i send*

me: is something wrong?

girl I like: it's nothing

me: did I make you uncomfortable somehow?

girl I like: i can never be comfortable again as long as you're alive. if you died, i would finally be able to smile again.

i always loved her look. the big white bow on the back of an apron is one of my favorite details of an outfit

i love her dress~

either don't use AI or don't make youtube videos. it's that simple. #DestroyAllAI

socialite kobold in a sparkly blue dress and long white gloves. she looks down her nose at you.

[condescending] "Yip."

you are what you eat

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remember when this site was supposed to be better than twitter?

apparently it's "a serious felony" to have a dent in your door, and i could either give him the pizza i just picked up, or i could spend the rest of the year in prison. i told him i would love to but the pizzas have extra pineapple. he told me to, and i quote, "fuck off like the [slur] you are"

i make sure cops know i'm not an easy mark when they try to pull me over for something they made up

for the first time in a long time, im going to go outside on halloween. gonna dress as a Pokemon Trainer and just play Pokemon Go.

how doth the little kobold improve its tiny snoot

if someone says altmer is their favorite race, there is a non-zero chance they are also antisemitic

i cant wait for the animated series

are you a qinter shipper? :P

kobold husband, happy… uhhh

kobold wife, happy life

A KOBOLD HAS EATEN ALL THE ROCKS IN LEGO CITY

legends ZA team updated

Blastoise
Talonflame (alpha)
Lucario (alpha)
Gardevoir
Kangaskhan (new)
Salamence (alpha, new)

:}

one's on the bottom, strong is he
two's in the middle carrying three
three's pretending not to be
three kobolds in a trench coat

YouTube video by J.O.E. VGM Riki The Legendary Heropon - Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition OST [021] [OG]

this song is kobolded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_d...

"Today"? How much lacroix do you drink??

they're so crunchy

"Legends ZA supporters aren't people. corral them and kill them."

the most recent complaint about people enjoying games that someone else doesn't.

you can't spell Goodra without "good"

first in, first out, last to help