@mistawithanm4.bsky.social
He/Him - 🇳🇱 - I just post things that come to my mind that I think is funny for now
Whatever you're going through, I hope you feel better soon 🫂
12.06.2025 11:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So you're telling me "The Shoot Cops Game" has you shooting cops? How woke
07.05.2025 11:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only some of us are free from the curse of Mussolini, and I fear I may not be one of them.
Everywhere I go, on every person’s face, I see a vestige of him.
It’s like his ghost is mocking me and the world.
Lmk after how it went
19.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you win
18.04.2025 06:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Are you really tho
09.03.2025 18:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SCARY STORY, TRY NOT TO GET SCARED!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, I'm here for my appointment." I said to my dentist.
"Fuck you." Said my dentist, who was actually the Fuck You Guy pretending to be my dentist all along.
Wow I can't believe MANDATORY PENIS INSPECTION might actually be a thing
10.02.2025 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You'd have a stroke if you heard Spanglish
10.02.2025 10:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It kind of looks like if Inscryption and Balatro had a baby
05.02.2025 09:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mfs who act like Rule 34 or literally any pornographic content existing is the worst, most traumatic thing they've ever seen remind me that one dude in Family Guy who had a fucking heart attack after Peter said "Penis" to him
03.02.2025 22:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hitman speedruns whenever a muffin is involved
03.02.2025 07:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: "Oh I woke up past 2, guess I missed breakfast"
That one voice in the back of my head: "GO TO MCDONALDS AND ORDER A BIG MAC, 2 HAMBURGERS, MEDIUM FRIES AND A COKE"
I am starting to think corporations are secretly capable of sending ads directly into our minds
Me burning in hell because I was nice to the delivery driver (I commited the sin of empathy or something idk)
02.02.2025 18:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same except I just write for free because most of it is done on a discord server only availible to a select few online friends
02.02.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best part of playing Co-op games with friends on Discord VC is honestly talking about random bullshit like Warlord China or something only to be interrupted by "OH SHIT, THEY JUMPING ME!!"
02.02.2025 15:17 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I know that this might be a cold take on this website but I am honestly glad I never made a Twitter account
Sure I cannot see the funnymen posting directly, but now I can become the internet funnyman myself on a less dogshit platform (if I have the time and energy)
you ever just wake up like
02.02.2025 14:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
