An Antique Classic

a bowl of bun bo hue full of beef and noodles

SOUP

soup soup soup soup went to the store and now we get soup

realest shit in the whole wide world

sigh okay FINE I will wear my goddamn reading glasses when looking at my phone

at least I look cute in them I guess

that must've been terrifying- I'm glad you're okay!

There's only so much you do when you're driving without potentially making things much worse.

That's definitely one of the rougher hero statues, unfortunately. the best advice I can give re: combat is, buffs/debuffs aren't optional, and 99% of enemies can be hit with status effects, so it's good to make use of them.

Hey, at least you get to use the skewer as a weapon afterwards!

in theory, yeah! it's basically just running steam on Linux, so you can do all manner of things with it in desktop mode. I haven't done anything with mods on ours, but I installed and configured retroarch/emudeck to play old games on it.

Long live 2D animation (& practical effects).

so I'm kind of just. crying stupid frustration tears over this stupid thing because I would just like to be able to clean my stupid teeth and my head hurts

yesterday it stopped pumping water. 0 water pressure. no blockage in the hose, and the motor sounds like it's struggling even at high pressure.

i had the crown put on my implant two days ago, and spent most of yesterday in a migraine fog, and today I don't feel much better

still within the 30 day return window, sent it back to Amazon for a new one.

the replacement was *not* new. had clearly been used, was missing half the accessories and the reservoir had water in it. 🤮

sent it back again. third one! battery charges! hurray!

so I got a waterpik for Christmas, right. dentist keeps lecturing me, all the bullshit with the tooth extraction made it seem like a good idea.

i got a handheld one that you can use in the shower. worked great! loved it! the battery did not charge. it died, could not use it again.

A crow says "I just want to"

"Focus" Crow is now very detailed and crouching down

You know they would #art #ff7

Art of a robot facing forward, part of its chest is open to reveal wires and a core glowing from the inside. A few wires drape over the arms like fabric. The "Show Me Your Core" title is set at the bottom of the page.

We are excited to announce that our robot oc zine Show Me Your Core is now officially live on Kickstarter!

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cover art by @orokothe.bsky.social

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In the interest of not spoiling things, all I'll say is, the game is really unambiguous and unapologetic about its Themes by the time you reach the end.

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> the game enjoys pulling fast ones on me

:)

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

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the look of dawning horror on my boss' face when he realizes he's the only person in the department with any kind of qualifications at all

Happy birthday!

I saw this so now you must see it also.

the orange-eating is definitely not appropriate for polite company. my tits, on the other hand, are generally well behaved.

sometimes I worry that the neighbors will look out their window and see me eating oranges over the kitchen sink like some kind of feral gremlin

i mean. I'm not going to *stop*. and chances are all of our neighbors have seen my tits at some point, which is probably (debatably) worse.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE ADJOA ANDOH IS NARRATING THE AUDIOBOOK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT I AM SO HAPPY

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A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone