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Truth Nanny. Clean on Opsec. Have previously genetically engineered stuff and saved whales.

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The version where Mathew Modine doesn't go round again to avoid bombing a school.

09.03.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And he has sensitive skin, right.

09.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a car with the words his only weapon written on it Alt: Mad Max gif

To each according to their needs.

09.03.2026 10:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage . Alt: kermit the frog panicking
09.03.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a polite way of saying they used to run everything north of the Humber?

09.03.2026 09:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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	β€œI think this will all take a matter of weeks. And after we are done, it’ll be up to the good people β€” and they are good people β€” of Iran to try to overthrow these knobheads who are in charge now”.

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The first use of knobhead outside a Stuart Kirk column.

08.03.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commanding officer of the UK's Joint Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear Regiment is very much a ceremonial title to keep the twits out of the way when the ballon goes up, I'm told.

08.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
 The New Yorker reported that a colleague at Concerned Veterans for America complained that he and another man repeatedly shouted β€œKill all Muslims!” during a drunken episode at a bar while travelling for work.

Hegseth has previously endorsed the doctrine of β€œsphere sovereignty”, a worldview derived from the extremist beliefs of Christian reconstructionism (CR). The philosophy calls for capital punishment for homosexuality and strictly patriarchal families and churches.

The defence secretary attends Pilgrim Hill Reformed Fellowship, a church linked to the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches, a denomination co-founded by the pastor Doug Wilson, who has openly advocated a theocratic vision of society in which wives should submit to their husbands and women should be denied the vote. Wilson recently led a worship service at the Pentagon at Hegseth’s invitation.

The New Yorker reported that a colleague at Concerned Veterans for America complained that he and another man repeatedly shouted β€œKill all Muslims!” during a drunken episode at a bar while travelling for work. Hegseth has previously endorsed the doctrine of β€œsphere sovereignty”, a worldview derived from the extremist beliefs of Christian reconstructionism (CR). The philosophy calls for capital punishment for homosexuality and strictly patriarchal families and churches. The defence secretary attends Pilgrim Hill Reformed Fellowship, a church linked to the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches, a denomination co-founded by the pastor Doug Wilson, who has openly advocated a theocratic vision of society in which wives should submit to their husbands and women should be denied the vote. Wilson recently led a worship service at the Pentagon at Hegseth’s invitation.

Pots and kettles.

08.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is charity work higher or lower in the heirarch of 'the rules don't apply to me' than dropping the spawn off at school.

08.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
21 July 2022. I flew home to stop Christmas Covid  Lockdown

21 July 2022. I flew home to stop Christmas Covid Lockdown

Your occasional reminder not to listen to anything Rishi Sunak says.

08.03.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely love the Qamishli missile photos. Especially trhis one by Delil Souleiman of @afp.com - which is surrealist genius.

07.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't want to talk all the fun out of this Reverse Rule 34 story, but mid six figures over five years at $200 a time in between two week fracking shifts is a lot of plantation shutters not to hang every day.

07.03.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Niche 80s student drama bleet, but if this was one of the US Marines' lines in Nick Darke's The Body, you'd laugh at the absurdity.

07.03.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your trolling reads like an NYT pitchbot post, you're in trouble.

07.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need a modern-day Rebecca Riot

07.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Marinelli: my 15-year quest to ski the biggest face in the Alps [FREE TO READ] The FT’s travel editor on falling down a rabbit hole of obsession with the β€˜most difficult, most beautiful’ descent in Europe

Lost me at "the cliffs below meaning falling was not an option "

07.03.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't play the Great Game anymore because of woke

07.03.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because you keep banging on about them.

07.03.2026 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aside from their new owner’s Β­political stance, sources in the Telegraph newsroom raised concerns about the extent to which Axel Springer has embraced artificial intelligence, which has included publishing stories on its Business Insider site with an AI byline. DΓΆpfner, The Telegraph’s new boss, highlighted the technology’s potential as he announced the deal. β€œTechnological excellence and transformation with the best artificial intelligence tools is mission-critical,” he said.

Aside from their new owner’s Β­political stance, sources in the Telegraph newsroom raised concerns about the extent to which Axel Springer has embraced artificial intelligence, which has included publishing stories on its Business Insider site with an AI byline. DΓΆpfner, The Telegraph’s new boss, highlighted the technology’s potential as he announced the deal. β€œTechnological excellence and transformation with the best artificial intelligence tools is mission-critical,” he said.

Was the Alistair Heath generator a Springer SciOp?

07.03.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Signed in the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.

06.03.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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On the doorstep when I got home last night: Small Town Inertia 2 by @smalltowninertia.bsky.social Thanks Jim.

06.03.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*adds crimes against grammar to charge sheet*

06.03.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera . Alt: a man in a green shirt is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and looking at the camera .

In.

06.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was indeed a most excellent evening

06.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Last weekend saw further protest in opposition to the government in Iran as well as protest either in support of the government, in opposition to military action or a combination thereof.

Last weekend saw further protest in opposition to the government in Iran as well as protest either in support of the government, in opposition to military action or a combination thereof.

Quite tickled by this Met statement saying basically everyone is protesting.

06.03.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wouldn't bet on that.

06.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sloane Ranger Handbook has changed a bit since the 1982 edition.

06.03.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duck breath in cold air
morning news drifts through pictures
winter holds its breath

06.03.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0