The version where Mathew Modine doesn't go round again to avoid bombing a school.
09.03.2026 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The version where Mathew Modine doesn't go round again to avoid bombing a school.
09.03.2026 16:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And he has sensitive skin, right.
09.03.2026 15:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is that a polite way of saying they used to run everything north of the Humber?
09.03.2026 09:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please use the sharing tools found via the share button at the top or side of articles. Copying articles to share with others is a breach of FT.com T&Cs and Copyright Policy. Email licensing@ft.com to buy additional rights. Subscribers may share up to 10 or 20 articles per month using the gift article service. More information can be found at https://help.ft.com/faq/gifting-and-sharing-an-article/what-is-a-gift-article/. https://www.ft.com/content/8cc179e7-e674-44f4-9728-f8438564d072 βI think this will all take a matter of weeks. And after we are done, itβll be up to the good people β and they are good people β of Iran to try to overthrow these knobheads who are in charge nowβ.
The first use of knobhead outside a Stuart Kirk column.
08.03.2026 18:41 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Commanding officer of the UK's Joint Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear Regiment is very much a ceremonial title to keep the twits out of the way when the ballon goes up, I'm told.
08.03.2026 18:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The New Yorker reported that a colleague at Concerned Veterans for America complained that he and another man repeatedly shouted βKill all Muslims!β during a drunken episode at a bar while travelling for work. Hegseth has previously endorsed the doctrine of βsphere sovereigntyβ, a worldview derived from the extremist beliefs of Christian reconstructionism (CR). The philosophy calls for capital punishment for homosexuality and strictly patriarchal families and churches. The defence secretary attends Pilgrim Hill Reformed Fellowship, a church linked to the Communion of Reformed Evangelical Churches, a denomination co-founded by the pastor Doug Wilson, who has openly advocated a theocratic vision of society in which wives should submit to their husbands and women should be denied the vote. Wilson recently led a worship service at the Pentagon at Hegsethβs invitation.
Pots and kettles.
08.03.2026 13:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is charity work higher or lower in the heirarch of 'the rules don't apply to me' than dropping the spawn off at school.
08.03.2026 12:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 021 July 2022. I flew home to stop Christmas Covid Lockdown
Your occasional reminder not to listen to anything Rishi Sunak says.
08.03.2026 08:48 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0I absolutely love the Qamishli missile photos. Especially trhis one by Delil Souleiman of @afp.com - which is surrealist genius.
07.03.2026 17:59 β π 27 π 7 π¬ 0 π 1I don't want to talk all the fun out of this Reverse Rule 34 story, but mid six figures over five years at $200 a time in between two week fracking shifts is a lot of plantation shutters not to hang every day.
07.03.2026 17:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Niche 80s student drama bleet, but if this was one of the US Marines' lines in Nick Darke's The Body, you'd laugh at the absurdity.
07.03.2026 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If your trolling reads like an NYT pitchbot post, you're in trouble.
07.03.2026 16:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need a modern-day Rebecca Riot
07.03.2026 15:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lost me at "the cliffs below meaning falling was not an option "
07.03.2026 14:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't play the Great Game anymore because of woke
07.03.2026 14:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because you keep banging on about them.
07.03.2026 12:23 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Aside from their new ownerβs Βpolitical stance, sources in the Telegraph newsroom raised concerns about the extent to which Axel Springer has embraced artificial intelligence, which has included publishing stories on its Business Insider site with an AI byline. DΓΆpfner, The Telegraphβs new boss, highlighted the technologyβs potential as he announced the deal. βTechnological excellence and transformation with the best artificial intelligence tools is mission-critical,β he said.
Was the Alistair Heath generator a Springer SciOp?
07.03.2026 08:32 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Signed in the Hall of Smoke and Mirrors.
06.03.2026 19:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0On the doorstep when I got home last night: Small Town Inertia 2 by @smalltowninertia.bsky.social Thanks Jim.
06.03.2026 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*adds crimes against grammar to charge sheet*
06.03.2026 18:23 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It was indeed a most excellent evening
06.03.2026 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Last weekend saw further protest in opposition to the government in Iran as well as protest either in support of the government, in opposition to military action or a combination thereof.
Quite tickled by this Met statement saying basically everyone is protesting.
06.03.2026 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wouldn't bet on that.
06.03.2026 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sloane Ranger Handbook has changed a bit since the 1982 edition.
06.03.2026 11:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Duck breath in cold air
morning news drifts through pictures
winter holds its breath