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Brian Greiner ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ

@mrfumblethumbs.bsky.social

I write books. I ponder life, the universe, and everything. I like naps. web page : http://damnfoolpress.com/BrianGreiner/ Living in Ontario, Canada.

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For some reason my mind began changing the words of the song "Pink Pony Club" to "Bad Bunny Club".

17.02.2026 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Three sparrows amongst branches. Two are sitting close together, while the third, far off to the right, looks at them.

Three sparrows amongst branches. Two are sitting close together, while the third, far off to the right, looks at them.

Phil is alone on Valentine's Day this year.
He tries to cheer himself up by watching others having fun as a couple.

#sparrows
#birds

14.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
solitary sparrow seen in profile while sitting amongst branches

solitary sparrow seen in profile while sitting amongst branches

Eugene is alone on Valentine's Day.
Again.
But that's OK.
He says he's fine. No, really, totally fine.

#sparrows

14.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got my Public Lending Right money from Canada Council. And for the firs time ever, it's pretty good money ($1500). This is thanks to you taking my books out at the library. Keep doing it! And do it for your favourite authors! Even if you don't read the books!!

13.02.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Two sparrows sitting in a frost-coated leafless bush.

Two sparrows sitting in a frost-coated leafless bush.

The chilly temperature has coated the bush with a sheen of frost that glitters in the sunlight.
The #sparrows have accepted the bejeweled surroundings as suitable to their station in life.

#birds

13.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grey squirrel standing upright on snow.

Grey squirrel standing upright on snow.

On sunny, cold mornings the squirrels will often pause to enjoy a bit of warmth from the sun.

13.02.2026 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My Cartoon for Thursday's Toronto Star

11.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 552    ๐Ÿ” 179    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

"Disturb not the raptor at its meal, lest it use your for dessert."

Also, it is a juvenile hawk. And you know how surly and nasty teenagers can get.

11.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have that, but was only using it to identify birdsong.
Most of the birds in my yard are pretty easy to identify by sight : sparrows, robins, cardinals, and such.

11.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!
I used iNaturalist, and it didn't mention any colouring differences.
Hmm, I have the Merlin app, too, but have only used it for sound identification! And, yes, it does mention the difference between adult and immature. Thank you for the hint!

11.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for the clarification! I used the iNaturalist app, and it didn't mention the colouring difference.

11.02.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

Yes, it does seem to be a Cooper's Hawk. But why do you suggest it is immature?

I think its prey was a squirrel...we have lots of those in my yard.

11.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!

What makes you suggest immature rather than full adult?

11.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hawk on post, staring into camera.

Hawk on post, staring into camera.

Glanced outside and saw this hawk on my deck eating "something" it had caught.

Not sure what kind of hawk, but damn is it gorgeous!

#birds

11.02.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some are born to be heroes.

Some are forged into heroes.

Some of us bake and eat goodies.

We all have our part to play.

11.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm, don't think cross-border baked goods are allowed.
But I will certainly sacrifice a muffin or three in your honour!

11.02.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mini chocolate chip muffins cooling on a wire rack

Mini chocolate chip muffins cooling on a wire rack

It's a snowy day, so a good time to bake some mini chocolate chip muffins.
The hard part is waiting for them to cool!

#baking

11.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes!
I've actually printed out such things a couple of times as DIY cards. Nothing too outrageous, mind you, but certainly different from regular cards.
Thanks for the link to the article.

11.02.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Were grim-dark illustrations such as these common advertising tools in those days?

11.02.2026 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dear Mr. Nadeau:

As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the thing that is left to us, in a bad time. I shall get up Sunday morning and wind the clock, as a contribution to order and steadfastness.

Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say, the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society โ€” things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed, sometimes rather suddenly. It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when the conditions are right. Manโ€™s curiosity, his relentlessness, his inventiveness, his ingenuity have led him into deep trouble. We can only hope that these same traits will enable him to claw his way out.

Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day.

Sincerely,
E. B. White

Dear Mr. Nadeau: As long as there is one upright man, as long as there is one compassionate woman, the contagion may spread and the scene is not desolate. Hope is the thing that is left to us, in a bad time. I shall get up Sunday morning and wind the clock, as a contribution to order and steadfastness. Sailors have an expression about the weather: they say, the weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society โ€” things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed, sometimes rather suddenly. It is quite obvious that the human race has made a queer mess of life on this planet. But as a people we probably harbor seeds of goodness that have lain for a long time waiting to sprout when the conditions are right. Manโ€™s curiosity, his relentlessness, his inventiveness, his ingenuity have led him into deep trouble. We can only hope that these same traits will enable him to claw his way out. Hang on to your hat. Hang on to your hope. And wind the clock, for tomorrow is another day. Sincerely, E. B. White

I just stumbled across this and thought some of you might like to see it. A letter from E.B. White to a man who'd written he'd lost all hope:

10.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 728    ๐Ÿ” 331    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

This is a bit random and yet quite specific: do I know any un- or under-employed (current or former) freelance book review assigning editors?? Do you??

If so, respond or tag someone.

I have a dream, an impossible dream maybe, but a dream no less.

10.02.2026 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bluesky Map Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.

I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!

bluesky-map.theo.io

I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail

08.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7157    ๐Ÿ” 2151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 656    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4579
Petition e-7148 - Petitions

Bruce Fanjoy has launched a petition to require all federal party leaders to obtain and maintain top security clearance.

It's open for a couple of months.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

06.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 596    ๐Ÿ” 348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 91
I tell myself: "I'm the owner of the company. But more importantly, I'm also the head of Scriveners Local 23, and I have some demands."

So what that means is that I have a four day work week. I work monday-tuesday and then Thursday-Friday. Fuck the boss if they don't like it.

I have a workplace wellness program that means I can take breaks for yoga, meditation, exercise, and naps.

I have unlimited paid personal days thanks to my project oriented work structure--I get to decide what's the best balance between production and restoration. Fuck the boss if they don't like it.

I have five days each quarter for vacation. attending a convention, conference, expo, bookstore event tour, or a writing workshop *is not a vacation.* that's business-related travel. taking a day or two for a weekend jaunt *is not a vacation.* that's unlimited paid personal days. Five working days. Each Quarter. Vacation. and since I always have Wednesdays off, it doesn't count.

I know there's a piece of your brain saying "I have to hustle, I have to hustle" 

I know

My brain does that too

And without the union boss in my head, I'll just work until I drop. That's what I did for years. And then I burnt out so bad that this is the first time I have actually made real, noticeable progress(1.) similar to my pre-burnout rates in years. 

Because the union boss went on strike, and the boss' bottom line was *destroyed.* If I have to crunch now, the union boss enforces recovery time. that's all overtime. but since I don't get paid a wage, I get all that back in time.

The boss never wants to see a strike like that again.

There is power in a union, even if it's only the union in your head.

(1.) only it's not similar. it's half the "speed" of pre-burnout. It's probably my actual true real speed and not my sweatshop labour hustle culture speed. FUCK THE BOSS IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

I tell myself: "I'm the owner of the company. But more importantly, I'm also the head of Scriveners Local 23, and I have some demands." So what that means is that I have a four day work week. I work monday-tuesday and then Thursday-Friday. Fuck the boss if they don't like it. I have a workplace wellness program that means I can take breaks for yoga, meditation, exercise, and naps. I have unlimited paid personal days thanks to my project oriented work structure--I get to decide what's the best balance between production and restoration. Fuck the boss if they don't like it. I have five days each quarter for vacation. attending a convention, conference, expo, bookstore event tour, or a writing workshop *is not a vacation.* that's business-related travel. taking a day or two for a weekend jaunt *is not a vacation.* that's unlimited paid personal days. Five working days. Each Quarter. Vacation. and since I always have Wednesdays off, it doesn't count. I know there's a piece of your brain saying "I have to hustle, I have to hustle" I know My brain does that too And without the union boss in my head, I'll just work until I drop. That's what I did for years. And then I burnt out so bad that this is the first time I have actually made real, noticeable progress(1.) similar to my pre-burnout rates in years. Because the union boss went on strike, and the boss' bottom line was *destroyed.* If I have to crunch now, the union boss enforces recovery time. that's all overtime. but since I don't get paid a wage, I get all that back in time. The boss never wants to see a strike like that again. There is power in a union, even if it's only the union in your head. (1.) only it's not similar. it's half the "speed" of pre-burnout. It's probably my actual true real speed and not my sweatshop labour hustle culture speed. FUCK THE BOSS IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT.

some people were asking what this meant. i actually said it on tumblr but here it is

06.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 177    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Four sparrows hunting for seeds in the snow. Two have large seeds in their mouths.

Four sparrows hunting for seeds in the snow. Two have large seeds in their mouths.

The #sparrows are enjoying hunting for seeds in the snow.
They especially enjoy the "my seed is bigger than your seed" game.

#birds

06.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Four sparrows hunting for seeds in the snow.

Four sparrows hunting for seeds in the snow.

Most of the Sparrow Gang are hunting for seeds in the snow.
But Phil insists on making "snow angels".
His friends have long since learned to ignore his attempts to get attention.

#birds
#sparrows

06.02.2026 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Existence is a plot that was started when the Otter Elite took over the Illuminati.

05.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cookies cooling on a wire rack

Cookies cooling on a wire rack

It's a chilly, snowy day.
The news is, as ever these days, depressing.
So I baked these cloves-ginger cookies.

#baking
#selfcare

05.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE has offices in 5 Canadian cities. Is your city on the list? | CBC News The U.S. governmentโ€™s website lists ICE offices in five Canadian cities: Toronto, Vancouver, Calgary, Montreal and Ottawa.

Hey yes we should revoke permission for ICE to be doing anything at all in Canada.

(Obligatory: we have enough ice, it's fucking February lmao)

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

05.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hideous licensing agreement from Red Ogre Review, but what really jumps out at me is the moral rights waiver

04.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 463    ๐Ÿ” 276    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

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