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I genuinely don’t even know where to watch them

11.11.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.

If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.

09.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5501    πŸ” 3156    πŸ’¬ 381    πŸ“Œ 205
hand doing "got your nose" gesture

hand doing "got your nose" gesture

This is what they took from you

07.11.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6588    πŸ” 1735    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 44

Marisa Abela in Black Bag

07.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 13295    πŸ” 4173    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 55

So glad things went the way they did last night. But now let’s maybe cool it with the hero worship of politicians, yeah? That’s partly why we’re in this mess. They work for us.

05.11.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 214    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

05.11.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 18649    πŸ” 4856    πŸ’¬ 227    πŸ“Œ 190
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short β€œdick in a box”

Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake from the SNL short β€œdick in a box”

Woke up today to the news

04.11.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7302    πŸ” 1726    πŸ’¬ 138    πŸ“Œ 230
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What else would I have seen him in before I was 7?

03.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was my introduction to Robert De Niro

03.11.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani, Is Out of Ideas Uhh, is ChatGPT the dad or?

I need a vote from readers:

the schoolhouse rock bill in this AI-generated attack ad from Andrew Cuomo looks like MPREG fetish art.

yes or no?

30.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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What are we doing here

29.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Likely place for them to be

28.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot

22.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 751    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2
Reminders of Him | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures Reminders of Him | Official Trailer

The dude from HIM is in a new movie called REMINDERS OF HIM and this is the funniest thing to me.

youtu.be/i36Zw32GfRQ?...

21.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue Moon has some extremely goofy historical in-jokes/ Easter eggs. It is also one of the best movies I’ve seen this year.

17.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao the new Julia Ducournau movie opens tomorrow IN COVINA

16.10.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not know this existed!

15.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

a person too narcissistic and egotistical to engage in self-reflection and who has also surrounded themselves with people who will indulge their worst qualities, many such cases.

15.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3386    πŸ” 393    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 35

Lance Ito:

14.10.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A photo showing the very horse selection available on Kanopy

A reminder to the Tubi-addicted that Kanopy is free w a library card, ad-free, and is Not Fucking Around when it comes to genre

14.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 4

Re-posting my very long appreciation thread from 7 months ago about the episode of Twin Peaks that Diane Keaton directed.

Short version: I think her work on this episode is very underrated!

11.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

10.10.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3958    πŸ” 799    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 9
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Bari Weiss Signs Huge Deal To Usher CBS News Into Its Vichy Era | Defector On Monday, newly appointed Paramount CEO David Ellison announced that his company had acquired the Free Press, the smirking blood-and-soil blog founded and run by former New York Times hall monitor Ba...

"Weiss [is] someone blissfully captured by the richest people alive, and invested in smashing the last vestiges of liberal power in this country: universities, civil servants, and the media. She has a cop's heart and a tadpole's brain."

06.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

Did any of those releases of β€œ2 episodes of The Chosen” hit #1?

04.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just fucking resign man

28.09.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

26.09.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5684    πŸ” 2795    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 180

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