Toast!! @bipedaltoaster - Bluesky Profile

me and my homunculi (I'm at the bottom)

10.11.2025 09:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pet play but I'm a rabid dog and I'm biting people so I need to be put down (with a nerf gun)

30.09.2025 22:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how come I see everyone getting army recruiter texts but I never do?

they don't want me fr 💔

20.09.2025 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I birthed him myself 🥰🥰

19.09.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

petting my homunculus

19.09.2025 19:34 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

18.09.2025 18:31 — 👍 230 🔁 38 💬 0 📌 1

8am physics lab got me fucked up

10.09.2025 16:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

handle... and gristle... never would be... murderers... if they hadn't.... been consumed by greed and... ear en the... candy house...

such is the life of... a drugs

10.09.2025 16:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

if humpy dumpy didn't sit on that wall... he'd still be alive today... but why live a boar ing life of... safety... when you

enjoy life with risks......

follow for more deep philosophy and yaoi ratings

10.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

feeling philosophical today, pondering my glass orb...

10.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you would have think ed that the fifth little monkey would've learnt... when the fourth fell and bumped his head... but no the fifth monk ey didn't...

10.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Forms for September commissions are open! I'll only be doing sketch/experimental comms this time around!🍃

NOT first come first serve, forms will be open until the end of this weekend!

Price ranging from $50-100+ depending on complexity
One form per person, please!
Form below 🔽

02.09.2025 22:05 — 👍 215 🔁 47 💬 3 📌 1

wiping in the pitch black with only my phone as illumination ama

25.08.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the previous Gmod sesh was destroyed by the absolute peak of the 16 hour session I had yesterday holy SHIT

04.07.2025 00:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gmod sesh so legendary it lasted from 2am to 10am

27.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it normal to feel bad cutting up spam mail and feeling sad when you see some old guy on the letter

I keep getting insurance ads and when I open it and see the picture of some old dude's face I get kinda sad and don't wanna cut the mail up :(

20.06.2025 17:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man standing in front of a brick wall pointing ALT: a man standing in front of a brick wall pointing

13.06.2025 07:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

play unturned with me

13.06.2025 04:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

that makes 2 cat kals!

13.06.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

02.06.2025 01:54 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

it's gay month

02.06.2025 00:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bought some new aviators this is a real pic of me wearing them

22.05.2025 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those curious, you can run the Powershell command

Disable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" -Remove

to remove this.

Get-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall"

lets you check the status of the feature on your computer.

25.04.2025 18:29 — 👍 5240 🔁 2933 💬 98 📌 30