Hard Underscore Pretzel

why the FUCK is billy hatcher with the PS2 games

no games tho

so glad you love my favorite movie

I am slightly intoxicated and @hard-pretzel.bsky.social is torturing me

that's how they work tbh.

if people don't know, they won't think anything is weird and will start clicking links or sending messages to "totally real" account support. They also usually send messages super late at night hoping to catch people half-conscious

Ah! glad I now know of your new account.

This is news to me because I just got the message.

OH WOW. THE CHROME PLATING ON THAT BADDIE 🥵

since nobody sees what i post here imma just say as awesome as the unleashed recomp is, certain sonic fans really gotta learn to shut the fuck up.

All yall sucking your own dick (when most of you didn't even help on the project at all) is how and why publishers shut this shit down.

i dont use this platform.

there's no underscore either.

oh my GOD these sonic twt mfs really are brazen with their hatred of trans people now huh

using this platform to complain about sonic twitter is honestly the best because i have so little exposure here, nobody will care

im always so tired after sitting all day. desk jobs suck but oh my god this is so much better than retail.

LIKE??? YOUR CONTENT IS GOOD????? YOUR FRIENDS ARE SHARING YOUR CONTENT TONS TOO??? YOU LEGIT DIDN'T NEED TO BOT??? EXPOSURE SUCKS. ITS OKAY. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

idk it was just real weird to see

like no shade @ bro but like how do you have 5000 subs and 15,000 views on your channel trailer...with absolutely no comments, less than 100 views on all your other uploads (including shorts), and you stream on twitch (with less than 500 followers) NOT SAYING YOU BOTTED BUT...

yeah when this BS drops I'm going priv only.

thinking real hard about Yakuza so that RGG fans can find me via telepathy

its always so tempting. but as soon as i start i remember why i gave up. 😂

bc it really doesnt matter what i say on here
im just gonna throw it out there

sonic.exe is absolute garbage.

i've read so much awful creepypasta in my life but god. of all the creepypastas to be so popular for no reason... why this?

I'm mostly just enjoying the quiet and somewhat snappy load times. It's kinda nice not having any wild expectations.

its definitely a mad house over there. Not sure how this place will do, but it's nice to see some familiar faces.

me EVER having faith in sonic twitter because of the handful of cool people I've met is such a skill issue on my part bc every day it's a backed up septic tank and it just gets worse.

haha yeah. Luckily in my case every time I talk about my interests it often doubles as a great filter for a bunch of people I'd rather avoid. The entitlement, gatekeeping, and overall misinformation of gaming spaces ruins everything.

they really are. It's why I've been trying to keep myself so distant lately. Its so hard to find decent people in these spaces.

people just wanna make up their own stories and rewrite history for clicks. It's even worse when big names spread this nonsense like it's been confirmed, then all of a sudden the game journos join in using the big names as a source. Gaming sucks.

Yeah! I just figured when the PC ports happened, whatever was going on just didn't matter (either it got resolved, or it wasnt real to begin with)

I'm super out of the loop because I GENUINELY thought this was the case??? I didn't know this was just a popular theory and NOT fact. Wow.

I forgot what it was like to have a new account someplace without following or having any followers. It's so quiet.

Welp. I guess THIS happened.