miss andry

Whew, the things I’ve said out loud about Steve King would get me put on a watchlist.

Yes!! Maybe if I get REALLY sick, I can sleep” girl wut

What if I made up all my childhood trauma?

Damn!

(I’m not.)

I’m going to shave my head.

Oh yeah. What if someone breaks into my kid’s room? (It is on the third floor and literally impossible to climb, no access)

*stares in 5’1”*

What!

Coach??

He looks like Craig T. Nelson

What if I get deported? (I am not an immigrant, I was born in LA)

I’m surprisingly unbothered by them! I used to be, but they’re quieter now. I’ve learned to live with them, now they’re…an annoying roommate! Except when I travel, because then I make everyone miserable 😃

what if I’m dying and I don’t even know it

Like they burst forth.

Right now, I don’t need them, because of the flexibility in my schedule.

And I think they would deny my accommodations.

Anyway, I hate job hopping tbh, all I want is to stay in a job that treats me respectfully. I’m looking for small govt positions because I desperately miss public service.

Well, have decided I am looking for a new job in earnest. After I burned out, I promised myself I would never be miserable in a job again. If I burn out again, I fear it will completely disable me. My employer is making schedule changes and I would have to request accommodations if I stay.

*throws phone*

I told my husband that I only realized he like…REALLY loves me a couple years ago. We have been together for 15 years. 🥴

What if there’s a bat in here and we all already have rabies?

I should run full keel through the window

Everyone is just putting up with me, no one actually likes me.

what if my entire family is actually just a delusion I made up

Oh for sure.

Right??? You get it.

Omg the nose probably hurts/feels so good. It’s only the hair on my head for me.

Mine too, sometimes.

maybe this headache is actually a tumor

if I punched myself in the face and got a black eye could I call in tomorrow

I also have trichotillomania!