@bigdoofus.bsky.social
Just here for the Lols.
Chaps are, by definition, assless.
24.10.2025 13:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Disney on ICE, where all the characters cover their faces and are inept and brutish. Such totalitarian whimsy.
23.10.2025 13:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I keep feeling like there's something I'm forgetting that I'm never supposed to forget...
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cj (chilling) @TOS_Violator the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard 12:17 AM β’ 9/12/21
almost forgot this classic somehow
11.09.2025 19:58 β π 2940 π 635 π¬ 12 π 7MANANA: the banana for MEN
30.08.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comedians In Cars Getting Crispy Chicken Sandwiches
25.06.2025 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0At least once in my life, I'd like to own a bucket.
18.06.2025 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is no happy meal; only suffering meal
27.03.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being grounded is wasted on the youth. I'd love to be grounded right now.
"Sorry, can't go out for drinks with you and your coworkers, I'm grounded."
Separated at birth?
07.03.2025 03:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was calling Elon a douchebag before it was cool.
06.03.2025 15:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Obsessive Compulsive Piss Order
18.02.2025 15:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Once again I am urging you to BOYCOTT THE PUPPY BOWL. They BARBECUE THE LOSING TEAM.
09.02.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Symptoms include using way too many words to convey a not funny bit.
31.01.2025 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bad news, guys. My doctor just called to break the news that I've got a case of having that dog in me. It's inoperable and terminal.
31.01.2025 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Comedians In Cars Getting Got
29.01.2025 00:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comedians In Cars Getting Questionable Legal Advice
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Separated at birth?
22.01.2025 03:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Revenge is a dish best served
19.01.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagine being richer than God, building a rocket to defy gravity and spit in God's face, and naming it Glenn.
16.01.2025 22:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Male porn stars should refer to work as "winging wang".
08.01.2025 16:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just think it would be really neat if we all agreed to pronounce the shooter's name with a hard G.
11.12.2024 13:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0December first: the day the streets are flooded with cum.
01.12.2024 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello salsa my old friend
I'm at the Taco bar again
If you are a sexual predator waiting to be appointed to the presidential cabinet, stay in line
21.11.2024 19:00 β π 5073 π 845 π¬ 67 π 29Comedian In Cars Getting Crushing Seasonal Depression
18.11.2024 19:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comedians In Cars Getting Cramps
18.11.2024 18:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Let's make them smaller, and even more slippery,"
-Earbud Designers
This is my annual plea for you to BOYCOTT THE PUPPY BOWL. They barbecue the losing team.
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