Steve

A long lens photo of a domed building with a glint of sunshine on its roof. In the far misty distance is a tower structure a bit like the eiffel tower (it is the Crystal Palace tv transmitter)

Florence in the spring sunshine. The Duomo and the Eiffel Tower in the misty distance. Wonderful.

Increasingly including Lushious Massacr vocal stings into my everyday routine. Worried it might start leaking into work Teams calls.

Heeeee!

Don't do it!

I'm in a very nice independent coffee place. People next to me are talking in extreme detail about sewage treatment.

Ooo, a disco car library (with a fox on top?). Sign me up.

The Dare remix of Wet Leg has everything, including multiple kitchen sinks thrown in, and I love it.

I've been allowed to drive a car unaccompanied for 39 years. Horrifying.

Turns out there's a monastery not far from me and they are advertising for new recruits. Quite like the idea of mooching about quietly every day and maybe a bit of gardening. Believing in God possible stumbling block but could be a PDR objective.

Ca$h money for the crispy bits from the bottom of your air fryer

Days since evidence of wrongdoing: 0

I simply have no recollection of being corrupt

Oh, shame!

Are you in it? (Have I remembered correctly?)

Are we at the "there *is* a suggestion of wrongdoing" stage yet?

Noisy af with a 'is it gonna crash on us' vibe. *heart*

a photo of cheese on toast. under the cheese there is a glistening deep red layer of beetroot paste

I had cheese on toast with beetroot underlayment for lunch

Podders, you've just sold your house.....?

Oh. I've no time for violence, but I can certainly burden you with emotional issues and general whinging, how's that sound? Great! Start on Monday!

Ooo, I like the sound of a vicar-on-earth, I'd like one of those! You can be mine too (no budget to pay, sorry!)

If he's dead, can I have the chair? (assume full chrome version?)

A photo of a heart shaped platter of supermarket sushi. the plastic is red. it has a yellow reduced price sticker.

For tonight's dinner I got myself a delicious heart-shaped platter of nearly-gone-off sushi. Romantic AND economical.

My AI tai chi guy said he'll sort me out with an AI skills boost badge.

Cor!

Now you've got me saying 'carrot and celeriac'. It's not helping. But your grandmother sounds like a wonderful woman.

Been vocalising the word 'celeriac' in a strong Scouse accent for most of the day and it's getting a bit much.

From now on I say 'OK' in the manner of Ilya Rozanov

ah. yes.

scrambled. scrambled?

How are you cheesing those eggs? I could be into it.

For the record, I am not target driven. Targets are not for me, they are not my vibe.

This made me really laugh :-)