You guys! I'm excited! I'm going to my first ever Washington #Capitals game on March 26 at Utah! Which jersey should I wear? I have white, red ovechkin (got for only $50 on eBay), black screaming eagle, this year's screaming eagle, the '23 stadium series jersey, '21 blue alternate with the W.
04.03.2026 17:05 β
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I went to a UPS store to return a package this morning. I asked for tape to close the box. She said, it'll be $1 for me to tape up the box. I said "fuck that!" a little too loud. π I don't feel bad about it though, because fuck that! It's ridiculous.
04.03.2026 15:13 β
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Game Night blu-ray case. Jason Bateman, a dog, Rachel McAdams on the cover art.
Have you seen this one?
04.03.2026 13:17 β
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Spanish PM SΓ‘nchez responds to Trump:
"Spain is against this disaster... Govts are here to improve people's lives... It is absolutely unacceptable that those leaders who are unable to fulfill that mission use the smoke of war to hide their failure, and in the process, fill the pockets of a few."
04.03.2026 11:24 β
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Objection: What Happened in Dallas County Was Not a Glitch
What happened in Dallas County tonight should scare the hell out of you.
What just happened in Dallas County is one of the most blatant voter suppression operations I've ever seenβand it happened in a *primary*.
In March. Imagine November.
I broke it down here:
open.substack.com/pub/objectio...
04.03.2026 04:29 β
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All dictators rewrite history.
03.03.2026 06:23 β
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WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin?
NOEM: Yes
WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that?
NOEM: No.
03.03.2026 18:37 β
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I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.
03.03.2026 15:37 β
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ICE "agents" are the domestic terrorists
03.03.2026 17:50 β
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It will be the kids of poor families and the middle class that die. It will be working families that pay the costs. The Epstein class will not suffer.
03.03.2026 16:30 β
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As soon as they changed the name to "Department of War" it was obvious that we were cooked.
02.03.2026 14:23 β
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DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:
Voters as βVotorsβ
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"
And, it included a non-party in the caption.
These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
02.03.2026 16:07 β
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Just fyi, you have a typo here
averaged 12.1 points, 4.6 assists, 1.9 assists
03.03.2026 15:35 β
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Seriously?! Freaking bullshit. I hate that guy
03.03.2026 15:33 β
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This is such an ignorant take. π€¦π» Do you know what diabetes actually is?
02.03.2026 16:23 β
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I don't think games played are what counts, I think it's games on the active roster.
02.03.2026 16:21 β
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Maybe Carlson? They released youngblood after he'd been active for the thunder 50 games. Surely Carlson has also been active 50 games.
02.03.2026 16:15 β
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"McCainβs highest-scoring output in his Thunder tenure is his 21-point outing in Brooklyn, which is ironically his highest-scoring game of the season. "
What makes this ironic?
02.03.2026 16:09 β
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Also, these people arenβt just betting on outcomes. Theyβre actually driving them. The Army wrote about using Polymarket data as an important input to their analysis and decision-making process.
mipb.ikn.army.mil/issues/jul-d...
02.03.2026 13:25 β
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She's a little busy right now
02.03.2026 03:52 β
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#ThunderUp and goodnight. See you all Tuesday
02.03.2026 03:20 β
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Never forgot the joy he had tearing down homeless camps. Or the anti trans bs. Or platforming kirk and bannon on his podcast. Or the fact that he has a podcast.
02.03.2026 00:58 β
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Newsom is a democrat in name only, his views are aligned with republicans and he's sold out trans people to make a name for himself. He's just Trump with a Corpo shit sheen put on him to fool centrists to keep backing a failed party.
01.03.2026 23:21 β
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Fuck that
02.03.2026 00:55 β
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I will 100% not vote for him in the primary.
02.03.2026 00:55 β
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Itβs funny how thereβs no money
1 for healthcare
2 for education
3 for free school lunches
4 to house the unhoused
5 for SNAP for children
But there is money
1 for ICE
2 to bomb Iran and Venezuela
3 to build concentration camps
4 for luxury planes for Noem
5 for SWAT protection for Alexis
6 GOLF
01.03.2026 11:52 β
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I don't know why this has the word agreed in it. π€·π» Should be just. I'm on chapter 3.
01.03.2026 02:56 β
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Cover of The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown on my Kindle, with a hockey arena in the background. π
I just agreed l started this one
01.03.2026 02:11 β
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For those keeping track at home: we are currently in the "legacy media manufactures consent for war crimes by trotting out their very serious pundits" phase
01.03.2026 01:42 β
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