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Dark, aromatic and warm, this coffee was a delight to have at Miel et Crêpes! The beans were finely crushed and the blend was the perfect texture. Oh, and I heard the cake was good too ! ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Ohh, I love flan! You should bring me along next time ლ(´ڡ`ლ)

Trying to prevent a calamity, wish me luck (ง'̀-'́)ง

My friend Ann told me we were just going to get monjayaki, but apparently "monjayaki" is also slang for makeover now?? ( ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ )

Sorry noobs, Joker is re-charging his sp in Hawaii, tune in next week when he's lvl up again.
- Alibaba OUT

It's better not to ask questions when your friend spends their money on lobsters, just love them for who they are.. (ㆆ_ㆆ)
-Aditionally you'll never guess who I met when I came home !

Could have been spicier if you ask me (ง ˙ω˙)ว

When you come home from another outing, and go to feed your cat; only to find that he once again left you for your sister.. If you see this Morgana, Toy-gana is getting all your sushi, you traitor- ༼≖ɷ≖༽

When your rival asks you to go to an aquarium with him, and it just so happens to be a popular date spot, do you read into it, or are you just bros, being bros?? chat help-

When your rival buys you Dango, so you let him yap at you for free. ʕ ͡° ᴥ ͡°ʔ

He asks this, after we already had a 2 hour long discussion about Medjed and the PT ლ(◕ω◕ლ)

(っ˘ڡ˘ς)

༼ ಠل͟ಠ༽ ... we got crepes

Sir, sir please, I'm just trying to eat my sushi- (⋟﹏⋞)

The Phantom Thieves are definitely a hoax, they're a ploy to scare children away from walking alone in the woods at night-( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Happy birthday ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡

Oh no, chat, I forgot the birthday card ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Hmm, looking at this cake, it kind of reminds me of YOU. Flavour and design. Could this be considered cannibalism? (╭ರ_•́)

About to ding-dong door dash this like a man on a mission.
He'll never know- ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

( And because I know you're wondering: "Hey Joker what cake is that?" WELL; It's a coffee cake base with vanilla cream and caramel sauce, and of course fresh strawberries! ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡°) )

my joker food blog posts are so inconsistent in how i draw joker, i'm so sorry-

I tried to go get dinner this Sunday, but my cat helpfully informed me that I spent all my money on weapon replicas(don't ask), and also, I was late to my part-time job... ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Today I also decided to have a chocolate corone, what a coincidence! I highly recommend (っ˘ڡ˘ς)

Personally, I think a good kiwi parfait hits the spot. (◡‿◡✿)

(╭ರ_•́) He hated that parfait, I'm calling it right now.

I forgot how stressful the first month was, and I'm not even allowed in the kitchen yet.. Only my caretaker's curry can save me now o(╥﹏╥)o

I don't know about you, but I definitely 'SEA FOOD' in this picture (ง ˙ω˙)ว

Round 2, Crow, better aim to win this time !( ¬‿¬)~✿

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

The promise of a rematch hasn’t been fulfilled so I hope you have some good food recommendations from your hometown, Joker.

But, eating it outside is how you really get the full experience of a yaki-imo (・∀・ )