Mendel Kalmenson

Looks like DOGE fired everyone at twitter accidentally

Just wait until day one, you won't believe how quickly he'll bring the prices down

According to my back of the envelope calculation you have an 88-90% chance of surviving, which I would say are good odds.

Go for it.

This year Tu B'Shvat and Valentine's day are just one day apart so I'll make sure to have a date

I hope I'm as cool as Gadi Moses is when I'm 80.

Welcome home friend, we've been waiting for you❤️

Sorry I don't think I will. I'm not generally looking for concerts to go to

Is something stopping you?

How can anyone accuse me of being pro graffiti? I literally did community service cleaning graffiti off of overpasses just last year

This, but for matzo balls, would make life worth living

Is there a minimum age requirement for old age homes?

Asking for me

Eating unkosher, not OK

Great, my wife is learning how to use AI video editors

Full industries are down while we await the return of chatgpt

This is an attempted parody on the "why are there sufganiyot on the shelves six weeks before chanukah" takes, but I guess it's not being understood

Chanukah isn't for another 22 hours why are there sufganiyot in all the stores already smh

yosef be like

What's the food that if your date said "oh I like that" you'd refuse to keep seeing them?

For me it's canned gefilte fish

It's going exactly as planned
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We're in great hands

Elon in 2022 vs Elon in 2024

Loving the discipline on the "Trump, Vice President to POTUS Elon" message.

You know that's gonna break Donny bad

Come to twitter

The assertion that practitioners within the academe intentionally operationalize an arcane specialized nomenclature as a gatekeeping apparatus to render their epistemological contributions impervious to exogenous comprehension is bereft of any substantive corroborative evidence.

We got a thermal camera so I can now prove scientifically that my wife's hands are colder than mine

Ok that did not answer the question even a little bit

What do we do here in Israel with the Pey?

People love complaining that "they don't build things to last anymore" but I just ate this four months expired milky and it was delicious

What I like about bluesky is that while I have fewer followers compared to twitter, my reach here is also much smaller

If I was manufacturing artificial flowers I'd make some of them look dead so that they actually seemed realistic

Yup