Zee 💛

Edmond crashing out about not having sex for a couple weeks, judging KB for “letting” other dudes hit, and then spiraling into a Nice Guy™️ speech….cut the cameras….
#loveisblind #lib

definitely had too much caffeine yesterday and couldn’t sleep so…gym it is 🥲

september 30th october 1st

honestly this was one of my best sundays in a while 🥰

Watching #LIB …I hate seeing republicans find connections 😂

Brobie!? Cute! 😍

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Happy Jock-tober 🎃😈

Let’s all go out there and be queer today 🏳️‍🌈

sometimes the MTA really PMO…how’re you just gonna skip all of the Queens local stops bc one train has a door malfunction…

agreed 🥲 lol

I’ll never get over how many emails and messages I get at work lol - gone for 2 working days and I have over 300 emails and 11 messages…like y’all…lol

I will never understand why taxis are so bad in NYC…like if y’all wanna complain about ride sharing apps then make your system better cause why was my ride home $50 more than it would have been with uber???

No. ✨🤎

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“what will cure all your problems?”

me:

Keep going.

Even more of a reason to cancel subscriptions! 😂 they just keep adding to the list

2nd day in a row 🥲

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oh no 😢 I hear ginger chews or tea really helps!

lmaoooo it’s honestly great for people watching 😂

first time at the gym in months and my titties poppin

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reading in the cruising part of the park you can always tell the DL guys scoping out the place for later…lingering…making eye contact while their wife stands next to them looking at the trees 💀

it’s so funny having a conservative family and them getting lowkey triggered by me saying “sorry I can’t talk I’m heading to a friend’s place to help while they’re recovering from top surgery” 😂 like they’re so afraid of queer people and just have to deal with their extremely queer family member

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Hehe thanksss 😏

Trivia name this week: The Plumbussies 🍑😂 I think I may have outdone myself this week

Republicans:
Liberals are violent psychopaths.

Also Republicans:
Let’s kill all the homeless people.

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