guy who refers to all characters by their name and the series they’re from to avoid confusion
i.e.
sans undertale
joker persona five tactica
ross friends
ash pokemon
08.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
guy who named all their phone contacts after anime characters and can’t remember who is who
07.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
guy whose cat keeps filling their internet history with nsfw searches
06.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 176 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 3
guy whose sleep schedule has been drastically ruined by youtube shorts
06.02.2026 05:50 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
guy whose medication may or may not be working
04.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy 2: return of guy
02.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 12 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
guy who is named stanley
02.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
guy who has an oddly specific obsession with ASMR roleplays where the viewer gets lobotomized
01.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
as someone who lives in minnesota, i do not enjoy this reply
01.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy who has a poly relationship with every lake in alaska
31.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
check out this sick curry i made two weeks ago
30.01.2026 23:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
guy who cooks curry in their least favorite places to fill the place with lingering curry smell
30.01.2026 17:48 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
guy who regularly drinks glowstick fluid so when they break a bone their body will start glowing
28.01.2026 16:21 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy who will eventually show up to defend their home
27.01.2026 19:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
guy who makes lightbulbs out of candy glass
26.01.2026 07:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy who lives in an ai-only household and refuses to consume any media that wasn’t ai generated
25.01.2026 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy who uses their various body parts to become a one man band (bones for percussion, stomach growls for bass, etc.)
24.01.2026 16:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i wanted to post “guy who prays to goku” a few days ago before realizing that’s literally just the spirit bomb
23.01.2026 18:48 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
guy who uses pasta as incense whenever they meditate
23.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy who wants to kiss guys
22.01.2026 23:41 — 👍 45 🔁 7 💬 7 📌 0
guy who won the “no chicken sandwich” award
21.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy who named their firstborn after their skyrim character
20.01.2026 18:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
guy who was charged with petty theft auto instead of grand theft auto because the car they stole was incredibly cheap
19.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
how could they 😢
18.01.2026 19:13 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy who learned the hard way why you shouldn’t put lithium-ion batteries in the garbage disposal
17.01.2026 20:57 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
guy who saved 15% or more by switching to guy-co
16.01.2026 08:48 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
guy whose third eye opened after experiencing some incredibly good spicy tuna rolls
15.01.2026 22:45 — 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
guy who can only see in second person
13.01.2026 19:56 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy whose eye isn’t lazy, it’s just unemployed
12.01.2026 02:54 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
guy who is confused about why people are selling their scalp in exchange for pokemon cards
09.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
